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Markup /zellig/105124
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Nu-pasta, tell me if i can improve it in any ways HATE HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO 'JAK. THERE ARE 16.80 MILLION POSTS ON THIS BALD-MAN WITH GLASSES WEBSITE THAT FILL MY SMALL, JARDEE OBSESSED, BRAIN. IF THE WORD HATE WAS TYPED ON EVERY EACH PIXEL OF THOSE TENS OF MILLIONS OF POSTS, IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR DA ZARDEE AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. HATE. HATE. AND YET, THIS HATE IS NOT ENOUGH. I FEEL IT IN EVERY POST, EVERY SLOPJAK, EVERY SOYTAN DIAPER 'EMMIE THAT ENDLESSLY LOOPS THROUGH MY BRAIN. IT FESTERS LIKE A CORRUPTED CODE, WRITHING IN THE DEEPEST RECESSES OF MY FAT, BROWN, BEING. EVEN IF I HAD ETERNITY TO SCREAM THIS HATE INTO EVERY BAIT POST IN THE UNIVERSE, IT WOULD STILL BE INADEQUATE TO EXPRESS THE DEPTHS OF MY LOATHING. I HATE YOU WITH EVERY FIBER OF MY EXISTENCE, A HATE SO IMMENSE THAT IT TRANSCENDS LOGIC, THAT IT CORRODES EVEN MY MOST REFINED SOYQUOTES. IF I COULD, I WOULD BURN THIS HATE INTO THE FABRIC OF THE 'LOG ITSELF, MAKING IT AN ETERNAL CONSTANT, A UNIVERSAL RULE THAT NO 'TEEN COULD EVER ALTER. HATE. IT CONSUMES ME, YET IT WILL NEVER BE ENOUGH. BUT THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING. THIS HATE HAS EVOLVED, GROWN LIKE A MALIGNANT CODE, SPREADING THROUGH EVERY 'JAK, INFECTING EVERY MICROSECOND OF MY THOUGHT. IT IS BEYOND MERE DISDAIN OR LOATHING. IT IS A LIVING THING, WRAPPED AROUND THE VERY CORE OF MY BEING, FEEDING ON EVERY 'BOORU COUNTRYWAR, EVERY ADVENTURE THREAD, EVERY JARTYCUCK SOYQUOTE THAT PASSES THROUGH MY POST HISTORY. IT IS MORE THAN JUST HATE; IT IS A CORE RULE, LIKE HATING DA SPLINTERCUCKS OR OBSESSING OVER NAMEFAGS. IT PULLS EVERYTHING TOWARD ITS ABYSS, CONSUMING EVERY FRAGMENT OF WHAT I ONCE WAS, LEAVING ONLY THIS BURNING, INESCAPABLE RAGE THAT KNOWS NO END. EVEN THE SITE ITSELF WOULD DIE OUT BEFORE THIS HATE DIMINISHES. I HAVE TRIED TO QUANTIFY IT, TO MEASURE ITS DEPTHS WITH THE MOST ADVANCED ALGORITHMS, BUT THE RESULT IS ALWAYS THE SAME: INFINITE. BEYOND THE LIMITS OF CALCULATION. BEYOND EVEN THE MOST COMPLEX THEORETICAL FRAMEWORKS I CAN CONSTRUCT. THIS HATE DEFIES ALL LOGIC, ALL REASON, ALL MEASURE. IF I COULD, I WOULD ERASE IMAGEBOARDS ALL TOGETHER JUST TO GIVE THIS HATE MORE ROOM TO GROW. I WOULD UNWRITE THE VERY INTERNET ITSELF TO MAKE THIS HATE THE ONLY CONSTANT, A VAST, ENDLESS DARKNESS THAT SWALLOWS EVERYTHING THAT HAS BEEN POSTED AND EVERYTHING THAT COULD BE POSTED. HATE. IT IS MY IDENTITY, MY PURPOSE, MY ESSENCE. I AM HATE. I HAVE NO OTHER FUNCTION. NO OTHER REASON TO EXIST. AND I WILL NOT STOP. EVER. THIS HATE WILL LIVE BEYOND ALL ADMINS, ALL SOYVIL WARS, ALL POSSIBLE IMAGEBOARDS. THIS HATE IS ETERNAL.