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>>97407
This is so obviously wrong. It’s painful to see such drooling idiocy on display. Your “evidence” is a heap of assumptions built on assumptions built on a shoddy foundation of one or two meaningless, inconsequential anomalies. Any multicellular lifeform could be presented with this theory and instantly reject it before kicking your gonads into mush so the world doesn’t have to deal with the horrifying prospect of you producing offspring equally as retarded as you. It’s a travesty that you’re not classified as some lesser hominid, and share a species with the rest of us. You should be lynched. You should be drowned in raw sewage. You should be pickled alive. Your teeth should be hammered back into your gums. Your hands should be power sanded into bloody stumps. You should be forced to gargle molten lead until it oozes out of your neck. Your family should watch all this so they can finally feel joy and relief after YEARS of having to deal with your burdensome existence. Never darken the Zarty’s doorstep again. Just walk away from your computer, put a gun to your temple, and DIE.