Markup /zellig/87485

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Sorry the yfke one will be put on hold, as for now have this:

==BLT==
Colossus (Tyler The Creator) X Ongezellig

Voices:
>Maya
^Coco
==Zaryans==
<Mayafag

Lyrics:
>Went to Five Guys, five dykes came up
>And said =="Ayo! Is the next deel soon?"== I said no
>And they said =="Oh! It's Maya, Coco, bvilt for BBC though!"==
>Now we're like, "shit, how the fuck do we got out of this?
>So I'm sitting there frozen by Coco's behind
>With a nervous look like I was being hung by the straps like she relapsed
>So fucking annoyed 'cause I came for quick lunch
>'Cause some 'teen said we were here, knew the air gave me a hunch
==(Maya's here!)==
>All because they saw the top bun, heard my speech blunder
>And them fucking eyes, bet they want me as their own waifu
>They pirate-boarded me just to plunder
>Feel my mind break asunder,
<"Hey Maya, can I...?"
>No, bitch, don't you see me tryna buy eat some kruidnoten?
<"But Maya, you're my waifu, I used to be lonely
<Until I watched "Ongezellig" the last deel got to me
<See, I used to goon all day until my cock would bleed
<With you, I'll be the happiest I think I'll ever be
<My life is just like yours, full of hate
<My aunty must have forgot to limit my net access
<In school, I was the one who kept getting into ditches
<So every girl in there would say I'll never get bitches
<So when I saw you the same, i thought you would like me
<You're wife material to incels like me
<Not the incels who just like you 'cause they're horny while teen
<I'm talking 'bout me, misunderstood 'bout love until hearing you speak
<Your voice came to me right in the moment of heat
<Not just that, but of course, seein' you put me in heat
<Gun near-pulled while in my seat, I saw that first intro segment
<And it drew me in like groomers carrying good treats
<Then saw me in yourself, "Fuck, is she speaking to me?"
<See, me and you, we go together like bears and them bees
<I mean bears and Goldilocks, see my forearm?
<I carved your name on it this morning with a switch blade
<In my personal shrine that I hid in my closet
>(I'm scared-)
<I'm hard, I'm sorry I thought 'bout kissing just you 'n me
<Now I found you, saw you in your highschool
>(Uhh)
<Maya, I love you, wanna marry and love you
>(Uhm what?)
<I think 'bout future kids and I don't even fucking try to
>(I'm sixteen)
<Wish I had a mansion just so you can live with me
<We could play Sims 4 and watch your animes and eat fried nuts
<While I caress your pretty face buns
<Fire up the PC watching you scroll your feed
<I'm trashy too, so we'll get use to our smells
<And Epke that cunt, you should've dropped that mutt
<You should've took me instead 
>(I don't know you-)
<See, if you can't have him then no one should either
<And if I can't have you then he shouldn't either
<No one should see you, but still you're always inside
<I worship you, ask you with the gold ring 'til my knees hurt
>(What the fuck)
<Need you Maya, Ongezellig, Schoppenboërs 
<I know it seems like I'm a bitch weirdo stalker
<But I'm just so lonely and I wanna be your kids' father
>(Please just go)
<I might be a NEET, but I'll spend my whole life supporting your endeavors
<'Cause 
>(I appreciate it, but...)
<I want you Maya
>(Alright)
<I like red-dyed hoods or just red white socks
<Love thigh highs you wore, I know that you don't suck
<Pics all over my shrine, I got a doll with your face
<Now I'm playing Barbie but Dutch, there's a perfect hole in the back
>(What the fuck)
<And I sent requests on 'cord, about 10 each a day
<And now I'm bitter 'cause you don't react or reject
>(Please just-)
<And the boys think I'm gay 'cause I play "Ik ben het maar" everyday
<In the park all alone speakers bothering nearby kids"
<All right, please just get going, you're weird, she doesn't like you
^We're tryna get BLTs, go back with your TBP
<(Coco, listen)
^Get going will you, stop scanning up all our bits
^But I know for a fact that you would tickle my clits
^And you're too weird so we're weirded, now you sound like a queer
^After talking and "soy-ing" 'bout their favorite teen waifu
^"Need you" and "love you 
<(I really do though)
^sick of hearing "be my wifey"
^I'm grateful that there's fans, though Massa didn't care otherwise
<"Yeah, whatever, but I fucking love seeing fan content!
<I was on Xitter once, saw 'ya in a nice jet-black jacket
<Saw another that had her as a trad wife and when I saw all the fanficts of her
<That's when my fucking deep crush got started"
==...==
^We're not even real man, this is just sad...