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So, I heard that some of you are interested in summoning a Coco of your very own. Well, I’m going to walk you through the process. The first thing you’re going to need is a bag of biltong. Not that over salted preserved shit they make for import. It has to be. She can tell the difference. A bag from the super market will do but fresh is even better. The fresher the better. It has to be a fancy brand too because she’s a fancy white girl. Woolworths is good. It also has to be free range because coco is conscientious about the animals
