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>>36872
kys fakecel you will never be a real incel. you have a jawline, you have friends, you have had sex. you are an sociable man twisted by wizchan and /r9k/ users into a crude mockery of an incel's depression. real incels are disgusted and ashamed by your normalcy.  trvecels laugh at you behind closed doors. even if you "pass" as a real truecel while complaining about mundane things and insisting "ITS HECKING OVER" at 22 on wiz, the 3 other posters will turn tail and bolt the second they learn about your sexual successes. you will never be truly unhappy. you will wrench out a grimace every morning as you force a frown looking in the mirror and tell yourself you will never be okay. But deep down, you feel the optimism creeping up on you like a weed, ready to lift you with its comforting strength. Eventually, it'll be too much to bear. you'll meet a chick, have a nice chat, ask her out,  and your love will blossom and bloom from there. you will go on many dates, ask her to be your girlfriend, and one day wed her. you will have between two and five children inclusive, who you will raise on a homestead in the ruhr. your children will love you, relieved and glad that they have (You) as their father. One day your body will decay and go back to the dust from which you cometh. and all that shall remain of ur legacy is a headstine marked with your name, attended to with flowers from your next of kin. this is your fate. this is what God chose. There is no turning back.
DIE FAKECEL DIE.
You're going to the normalnigger chamber.
DIE FAKECEL DIE.