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>>4299
hell that king is really famous
basically a recurring story of him was that when the socialist military coup (1952) happened in egypt that ousted the royal family this guy grabbed his sniper rifle on got on the roof of his palace and started shooting people
he later escaped to italy and married an italian actress
when the socialists entered his palace they found the biggest stash of porn magazines in the world
this dude was crazy he:
- Collected Coca-Cola bottles
- Tossed ice cubes down his patron's dresses
- Banned Egyptian citizens from owning red cars so that only he could own one
- Pickpocketed visiting officials. Stole Churchill's pocket watch once.
- Grabbed the Shah of Persia medals and sword off of his corpse and tried to make a run for it
- Collected (supposedly) one of the world's largest pornography collections

clearly his descendants are kleptomaniacs just like him