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What Zaryan No.11798 Reply
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The no me like that no one else is not pink or not the one and the other guy that is the only thing I have a really to be happy in my mouth and my aunt is in my eyes for the fans of my life I love you too hard. Do you understand? 5 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.11847
>>11802
Missed the entire point of thread award
Zaryan No.11848
Is this a bot thread?
Zaryan No.11850
>>11848
You entered my thread with a question that took me by surprise—asking if the artwork I have created is merely a "bot thread." This inquiry felt particularly disheartening, Zaryan, as it dismisses the significant effort and creativity I poured into my work. It’s disheartening to face such skepticism from a fellow participant in this community. I expected more understanding and appreciation for artistic expression, so I must express my disappointment.
Zaryan No.11854
>>11850
Some people just can't appreciate margeralds

Zaryan No.11697 Reply
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>Froot
>DOLL
>90ac
>soyjak.st
>Mist
>Frootcord
>Mcchallenge
>Ronald
>Captchas
>Warrior-Z
>COBSONtalks
>SPVA
>Coinslot
>Pepe
>BLACKED
>DNB
>Susjak
>Janny Cabal
>Root 31 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.11833
>>11825
>i would rather to ally
holy gigaesl brown typography
Zaryan No.11834
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Zaryan No.11836
>>11834
also, i would rather to be ESL compared to whatever anglonigger subhumans offer for a living
Zaryan No.11840
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>also, i would rather to be ESL compared to whatever anglonigger subhumans offer for a living

Zuz's such a perv Zaryan No.11666 Reply
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PART I

Zuz was a pervert, and Zoot knew this all too well.

Every other day, he could hear him through the wall gooning to some degenerate incest trash as he showed his hand in his pants. Zoot often wondered what god he angered for him to be subjected to such audible torture while he was trying to janny. He never understood why Zuz chose to willingly fry his brain like that. But, stuff like that never got in the way of Zuz being one of his favourite people to bait. It actually increased his enjoyment of it. Wrangling Zuz into his room and going on about whatever was on his mind was Zoot's favourite part of the day. He's the only other person besides Zoll that would listen to him for that long, even if it was against his will. The sheer amount of patheticness that Zuz displayed never failed to put a grin on his face. It's like he was born to be made fun of. And Zoot didn't mind fulfilling that destiny. Especially now, as he's strewn across his bed bored out of his skull.

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Zaryan No.11808
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>PART I
<ChatGPT space >Zuz was a pervert, and Zoot knew this all too well.
<ChatGPT space >Every other day, he could hear him through the wall gooning to some degenerate incest trash as he showed his hand in his pants. Zoot often wondered what god he angered for him to be subjected to such audible torture while he was trying to janny. He never understood why Zuz chose to willingly fry his brain like that. But, stuff like that never got in the way of Zuz being one of his favourite people to bait. It actually increased his enjoyment of it. Wrangling Zuz into his room and going on about whatever was on his mind was Zoot's favourite part of the day. He's the only other person besides Zoll that would listen to him for that long, even if it was against his will. The sheer amount of patheticness that Zuz displayed never failed to put a grin on his face. It's like he was born to be made fun of. And Zoot didn't mind fulfilling that destiny.
>Especially now, as he's strewn across his bed bored out of his skull.
>PART II
<ChatGPT space >He gazed up at his ceiling fan, his arms and legs lying limp. It was very rare for Zoot to not be doing something that interests him. Being the ball of energy that he was, he was always at least doing one thing at a time. But here he was, on his bed like a dead, beached whale on sand. He thought to himself about what he could do to kill time during this Sunday afternoon. Zoll was out of the cord on a camping trip, nothing else on the computer seemed to interest him today, and he already got done drawing his favourite OCs over again for the 14th time this week. Then, an idea struck him. Zuz! He was the only other person in the house, it'd be a prime time to fuck with him! A devious grin spread across his lips as he hopped out of bed and rushed out of his room. He made a sharp right turn to the door next to his own. He chuckled a bit to himself as he barged into the room, hoping to startle Zuz.
>PART III
<ChatGPT space >"Hey! What are you-"
<ChatGPT space >Zoot stopped mid-sentence after fully taking in what he was seeing in front of him. Zuz was reclining on his chair, his legging on the floor. He was knuckle-deep inside himself while looking at pictures of…Zoot. There were pictures scattered across his desk, and one enlarged on the computer screen. Zuz was jacking off to him mere moments ago. As you'd expect, he didn't know how to process this. Zuz looking at him like a deer in headlights wasn't helping much either. They both just stared at each other, unsure of how to proceed. Zoot broke the deafening silence with five simple words.
<ChatGPT space >"What in the bloody hell…?" Zoot said as he looked on, a mixture of bewildered and horrified tones in his voice. Zuz began to frantically pick up the photos, turning off the computer at the same time. He was trying to salvage the situation, no matter how futile that may be.
<ChatGPT space >"Listen, it's just- I, well, I can't- it's not-" Zuz was cycling through excuses in his mind, trying to find one that might save him. The panic in his voice rose alongside the redness of his face. As he got up from his chair, Zoot began to speak again.
<ChatGPT space >"Zuz, what is the meaning of this
>WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!?"
>He shouted, now wanting answers more than anything else. Zuz flinched at the sudden increase in the volume of her voice, small tears forming in the corners of his eyes.
>He sighs before sitting on his bed, placing the photos to one side. Zoot walked closer to the bed, his arms crossed and a stern look on his face. Zoot's gaze made Zuz feel more tense than anything in his life.
<ChatGPT space >"Zoot, I am just…so, so sorry for what you saw. I should've been more open with what've been doing, and I should've stopped sooner. I should've=" Before Zuz was finished talking, Zoot interrupted him.
<ChatGPT space >"Yeah, yeah, whatever. Could you just tell me WHY you did that?!"
>Zoot was really putting on pressure on now. Panicked, Zuz blurted the reason out.
<ChatGPT y >"B-because I love you!"
<ChatGPT space >The words lingered in the air as they both looked at each other in silence. Zoot felt like an atom bomb was just dropped on jos head. Now both of their faces were deep shades of red.
Zaryan No.11809
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>>11806
I have wrote great Zoot erotica today, the best Zoot erotica there is, no better has been wrote. Zaryans told me "No, no, no you don't have to make it that good" but I did it anyways, as it is the best Zoot erotica out there, Zoot likes it, Zaryans like it, I like it, it is good Zoot erotica, the best Zoot erotica
Zaryan No.11838
>>11808
it’s not ChatGPT, it’s a Mymy x Maya fanfic. OP just changed the names and a few words.
Zaryan No.11839
>>11838
Then it's still shit because it sounded like an AI wrote it

Zaryan No.11689 Reply
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Zaryans, we thought klaus schwab was evil, now look at the new chairman of the WEF, he looks just like a villain. you will eat the bugs, live in the pod, own nothing, won't drink water and won't even be happy. this has been a crazy week
>easter and hitler's birthday coincide
>pope dies at 88 (heil hitler) years old
>guy who looks like palpatine replaces klaus schwab
what is awaiting us Zaryans? 6 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.11712
Zaryan No.11715
zaryans, the Messiah is coming soon, whose side will (You) be on?
Zaryan No.11780
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the third temple is on the way
Zaryan No.11783
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IT'S A FUCKING LIZARD MAN BRING BACK SCHWAB AT LEAST HE WAS GENETICALLY HUMAN

Zaryan No.11694 Reply
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I think im starting to realize why this website suceeds in having something stable and healthy when every other soyshitty splinter just dies becuase websites like the shemmy jarty and chinny are an incoherent mix of people with wildly different ideals only really united by the fact they hate the current leadership of the sharty so everything without just slowly falls apart or rapidly does becuase of infighting which leaves them weak enough to be picked off by frootcord/discord spammers. no one really knows what they want except for this website which has a very clear idea and reason to exist. the frogpond doesn't really have a reason to exist but this website serves as an outpost for zaryans to hang out in and nowhere else.
Zaryan No.11695
tsmt
Zaryan No.11699
it's also a leadership issue. the owners of the aforementioned splinters were all insanely retarded and made critical if not constant mistakes when leading their websites. some people just lack the skills and resources needed to lead websites sometimes. becoming the owner of a soycuck website is like wearing a sonichu medallion at this point.
Zaryan No.11713
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so trve! but frqqtcordNIGGER has been spending a shit ton amount of time and effort putting us up against each other, investing into niggers to post racebait to normalize it, putting everyone against each other about stuff like 'zellig on 'arty and so on, even on here, i might sound crazy but i feel like this nigger has his hands here putting us against each other with all these things and even more there's so many things he probably has his ugly ass hands on that there's no way to truly count them all but i can say with certainty that this nigger is trying to put us up against each other and corrupt all of us fucking faggot
Zaryan No.11714
trvke

Zaryan No.11685 Reply
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can some soyGOD recognize which song is that in the edit?

Zaryan No.11548 Reply
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Why shouldn't I take hrt? It improves your health a lot like for your bones, hair, skin, improved mood and your body generally functioning better. All testosterone does is fucking up your mood (eg more angry), male pattern baldness, lowers IQ, shorter lifespan and worsening your physical body.
Valid xister 5 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.11554
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Zaryan No.11555
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Zaryan No.11559
>>11553
>>11554
>>11555
no replies, that means everyone besides me is a (((fdl))) goyim shabbat shill
Zaryan No.11633
>>11553
>>11554
OY VEY THEY'RE BOTH KIKES

Zaryan No.11577 Reply
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stop posting agugu it makes me hungry

I think we should go back to banning frogs

Zaryan No.11578
It feels so weird to see a frog out in the open and knowing that it won't be immediately obliterated
Also agugu abubu binky soopwafel ow sowetwing ow that wowt
Zaryan No.11585
>>11578
marge, are frogs allowed now
Zaryan No.11591
>>11585
I love froggies
Zaryan No.11611
>I think we should go back to banning frogs
I think we should lynch jannies and rape their corpses

Zaryan No.195 Reply
'tan on da log
Zaryan No.11557
The Soytan appears
Zaryan No.11560
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...

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If you think about it
soyzellig is just the sharty's sharty, if that makes sense
just like how 4chan spawned from SomethingAwful
so did the sharty spawn from 4chan
and soyzellig seems to be the only site that has popped out of the sharty and survived for some time too on its own
Are we the next step in evolution? What will come out from soyzellig? So many questions 101 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.11543
>>11539
Dec 6 was a great day for Zarty, arrival of quickly assimilating reelsaryans saved the site from slow death
Zaryan No.11544
>>11541
There should still be some sort of way of introducing small number of midfags and newfags to the board so it wouldnt die off, like for 1 who leaves 1 new member has to join
>>11543
And you hate the shartycucks right? Reelniggers will never be a real zaryans
Zaryan No.11546
>>11544
Yea, kill hostile shartycucks with sledgehammers
Zaryan No.11547
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>Moooods clean the site from these reelclitties

Zaryan No.11453 Reply
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Happy 4/20 zaryans! 10 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.11511
>>11510
We don't need your help slave, we can detect samefags ourselves with our zaryan eyes.
Zaryan No.11512
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>>11511
>the zaryan eyes
Zaryan No.11523
>>11512
I look like a soyjak fruit and omgsisa Nate with hands behind his head
Zaryan No.11545
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>>11460
Smoking weed could fix Maya's social anxiety

Zaryan No.11519 Reply
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Deelz Ϫ

All the main characters get brutally raped by subvariant Rapeson, this lost footage was recovered during the N.U.T.S incident on February 6th 2026 (You WILL NOT research this).

Zaryan No.11522
>>11519
We already have footage of Mymy getting brutalized by Rapeson doealbeit
Zaryan No.11540
Oh no no no nuliggers don't know that Deelz Thrembo is actually about Mymy VA getting brutalized by Sam Rapesonaar geg

Zaryan No.11490 Reply
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Another DNB of a splinter just dropped, this time it's der Schlog 2!!! ÖÖÖ
https://soyjak.forum/index.php 2 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.11524
>taken down by f00disttrannies reportfagging
Dead before it even got to spread its wings........
Zaryan No.11525
the dnbest splinter ever award
Zaryan No.11526
Couldn't even crash and burn because it didn't even take off
Zaryan No.11528
Nevermind it's back https://soyjakforum.st/index.php

Zaryan No.11520 Reply
Why is Frankenstein's corpse still alive?
Zaryan No.11521
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ZWABAG

Zaryan No.11489 Reply
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>us shannypedos are the real sharty lol
>forget about the fact that we're ruled by a janny cabal what soot and the early users had in mind and wants to turn this shithole into another reddit
>forget that our userbase literally fused with 4trannies and is completely overrun by newniggers
>forget that we don't even embody anything other than rage comics
>forget that we aren't even the soyjak domain LOL
>BUT WE STILL DUH REAL SHITTY YOU SPLINTERCUCKS HAVE NO IDEA
Zaryan No.11497
>shanny
Geg, what even is the sharty anymore if not the mutt child of a 4negro and a xittercuck
Zaryan No.11501
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>>11497
you are a bigoted piece of shit. embrace the beautiful cultural mixing of frootist xittercuck "sharty" culture and nu-4chan bigot.
Zaryan No.11502
>50% Broadly 4chan
>5% /trash/
>2% /bant/
>20% Froot-Era Sharty
>13% Doll-Era Sharty
>7% Twitter
>3% Other (DIOS MIO)
>0% /qa/
>0% Kuz-Era Sharty
>0 Soot-Era Sharty
>100% nufaggot
Zaryan No.11505
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>Stop being obsessed or something or however the BBC is spammed
>'cado around, tranny out
>Never forget Operation 911 or so I've been told
>4channers are pure soy blooded 'jakkers and you're a heckin' bigot if you think otherwise
>Amerihours mog or rather than yuropoorhours
>The FDL is our greatest ally
>'o 'blo 'oyspeak
>Kill yourself obsessedcuck
>The Sharty was an imageboard built on immigrants
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