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Zaryan No.4515 Reply
I love BBC 2 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.4543
>Big boer cock
Zaryan No.4546
>>4542
Thats a man
Zaryan No.5847
Me too
Zaryan No.5977
>>4515
He doesn't pass.

Zaryan No.5961 Reply
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>8 pph even nearing mutt hours
The zarty will rise again
Zaryan No.5962
sweetie, mutt hours are our low hours always have been
Zaryan No.5963
>>5962
That's literally how mutt hours always go, one of the jokes was that the Zarty was an EuroGOD website for that reason
Zaryan No.5964
>>5962
even doe that's my point

Zaryan No.5338 Reply
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Ban Agugu for being under 18. This site is for ages 18 and up only. No babies allowed here. 6 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.5742
>>5340
Very prestigious!
Zaryan No.5743
>>5339
Vera lost her life, and she has nothing to lose anymore. Cope hagfags. This site is for SchoppenboerDEITIES (evendoe adopted).
>>5742
No comments, veracucks gone absolutely insane...
Zaryan No.5906
>>5704
jannies ban ongezellig NOWWWWW
Zaryan No.5907
>>5743
MymyDEITIES, MayaDEITIES and CocoDEITIES…

Zaryan No.5885 Reply
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>half of the new posts are unapproved images
Zaryan No.5886
That's because amerimutt jannies do fuck all on this website
Zaryan No.5887
O algo

Zaryan No.5831 Reply
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I can't even lie, soyzellig.partg is a thrembillion times better than the sharty even if it has a low pph. Better to have low pph than niggerbrimstone 2 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.5843
being better than the sharty doesnt say much
Zaryan No.5872
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wow
banning faggotry and other crap improves the site
who could have though?
Zaryan No.5873
>>5872
Yeah we just need to ban avatarfagging too and we're golden
Zaryan No.5874
>>5873
i wont be doing that anymore because there isn't enough of these images geg

Zoot, do this on /Brabant/ Zaryan No.5846 Reply
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Turn the US flag into the flag of New Amsterdam
Turn the Indonesian flag into the flag of the Dutch east India company
Turn the Brazilian flag into the flag of Dutch Brazil
Turn the Belgian flag into the the flag of the Netherlands
Turn the Australian flag into the flag of new Holland
Turn the Luxembourgish flag into the flag of the the Netherlands
Turn the Indian flag into the flag of the Dutch east India company
Zaryan No.5851
>>5846
I actually had this idea once and saved a bunch of flags for that, would be keyed to do
Zaryan No.5852
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>dutch netherlands
No use it on Suriname instead
Makes no sense to change Luxembourg
Also just change Belgium to Flanders
Zaryan No.5854
>>5852
Tsmt

please give me zempass i'm a good goy Zaryan No.5756 Reply

booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooob or zoooooooooooooot or however can make it happen, please give me like a zempass or something like that, as a vpnbro being essentially locked out of posting on the site almost daily for many hours as of lately kind of sucks, i'm glad to see the site trying to go the right directions and trying to prevent bad actors, but i think that those that are actually safe should be given a chance or something idk but like please make it happen, i have a huge post history, well you can see it anyway, but yeah i'd appreciate it, or at least please let me know or something. i'm not even asking to be able to bypass image pending approval system thing, but just being able to post at all rather than seeing the scary

>vpns are not allowed

would be nice you know.

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Zaryan No.5773
>>5772
no what i want it just essentially gempass but just here, gempass is never actually revealed to anyone besides like jannies i guess unless on specific boards, and i don't think these like zempasses ig i'll call them, should be given out to just anyone, they should be given out to trvsted users or just like well not given out to anyone because that would ruin the whole point and just make it worse for everyone really, but vpnbros that do post regularly need to have the ability to post on these hours as well, i know i need that. i'm terrible at explaining o algo but i hope you get the message i'm trying to convey even through my schizophrenia. like gempass isn't given out to anyone, same should be here. only to those that need, only to those that can be trusted.
Zoot ## Admin No.5844
>>5770
Das fockin racis. Can't ge shieee in 'ere just because we wuz jannies en shieeeeee.
Zaryan No.5845
>>5844
hey zoot love you
Zaryan No.6075
vpn test

Zaryan No.5837 Reply
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how do I get gooder at drawing? I want to start drawmaxxing so I can make gemmy fanart. Please post guides similar to the ones i have.
Zaryan No.5838
We have a dedicated thread here, lurk moar idk
Zaryan No.5839
Also, move to /qa/
Zaryan No.5840
>>5837
Try to draw every day and don't be afraid to challenge yourself, and don't get discouraged if something you're drawing isn't coming together or looks bad. For drawing people, it helps to learn the fundamentals of human anatomy first before trying to draw in a stylized manner.
Zaryan No.5841
>>5838
I found the thread before but I'm having a hard time finding it again. Maybe I'm just lazy idk

Zaryan ## Mod No.5753 Reply
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We are experimenting with image approval. The intention is for it to be enabled during low pph hours (mutt hours), when not many people are on. 17 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.5801
>>5795
what other banner?
Zaryan No.5823
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>>5801
This banner
Bob ## Admin No.5829
>>5823
Might add. Looks cool!
Zaryan No.5834
>>5823
gem

Zaryan No.5812 Reply
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Re-ban demoralizers and clear streetshitters that only bump shit like old demoralposts, it was done in the past and worked wonders. And no you're not "heckin' above things" if you let these people run around, 4brap did this exact thing and look where they are now. Many people don't like us now and as such it's natural that they would come here to do this, just ban demoralization, easy as that 10 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.5824
little guy got mad he's been called out so throws a hissy fit necrobumping old threads
Zaryan No.5825
>>5824
That's still not that much of a problem since Zaryans can just choose which threads to bump
Zaryan No.5826
What delicate skin you've got, reddit tier whining
Zaryan No.5830
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falseflagcaca
. . .

Zaryan No.5797 Reply
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This place is slowly turning into swinny, I don't like it. 1 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.5799
>adding a good feature le bad actually
also inb4 moved to qa
Zaryan No.5800
i don't get it
swinny sucks
zarty doesn't suck
what do they have in common
Zaryan No.5802
>>5797
I wish they could get rid of the approval as soon as possible
Zaryan No.5804
Unlike swinny we are still allowed to use sharty while swinnypipo get banned for rule 3 from sharty

Zaryan No.5783 Reply
change this BOOOOOOOOOOOOOBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zaryan No.5784
change it to BOOOOOOOOOOOOOBBBBBBBB!!!!!!
Zaryan No.5785
boob. haha. boobies...
Zaryan No.5786
>>5785
4chan humor in nutshell
Zaryan No.5803
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>Hehehe... Bob sounds a bit like boobie
<Snorts hehe hehe
>Haha. Boobies
<Hehe hehe

NIGGERPLIER No.73 Reply
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1 pph site that's going to last 3 days 11 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.5739
>>5664
we zaryans don't know about rounding geg
Zaryan No.5740
>>87
>Mymy31.png
Nice Mymy collection, btw. I hope you're still around, oldGOD.
Zaryan No.5744
>>5739
it's been like this for months
Zaryan No.5745
>>5744
yeah, obviously the closest integer to 1.5 is 2, right?

The Zarty post group suicide event Zaryan No.5716 Reply
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June 26th

Does this mark the first year? The second? I can't tell, I don't keep track of years. Just the date. That damn date.

Those who knew of the group suicide event all assumed the website would die right after. They were wrong. We were wrong. What actually transpired has turned out to be much worse. The real zaryans all died on June 24th, the only ones left on the site are newfags and cowards. I am one of those cowards. I couldn't do it, I couldn't pull the trigger. And being a living witness to the decline of my home is punishment for my cowardice. Like the wandering jew, I am forever cursed to watch and mourn the degradation of that which I once loved. I envy the dead.

It's a new mass of people, and I consider them people only by the most pedantic of technicalities, a new administration, a new "culture"... And the new is just a mockery of the old. A parody of the once sophisticated, turned into banal. I don't know what the afterlife is like, I just hope it blinds you to what's going on down here. For their sake.

I thought death would be tragic. Now I realize it would've been release, but I have already chosen my fate.

Zaryan No.5717
Nice wordswordswords, I'll make a copypasta from this.
Zaryan No.5718
But im still alive...
Zaryan No.5736
>>5718
A fellow coward then...
Zaryan No.5737
>>5716
Don't cry about it man. Every imageboard hoes through the same cycle. It's been like that since forever.

Zaryan No.5719 Reply
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zootbob, make a new board for niceposting where everyone is nice to eachother and being rude is not allowed 12 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.5732
>>>/drenthe/
take your snca spam threads there
Zaryan No.5733
>>5731
How did you understand in what tone that poster said it..? Just curious.
Zaryan No.5734
>>5732
also gigaspamming, and 'jak self inserting
Zaryan No.5735
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>>5733
well.. xe did big red text and all in caps, it's... safe to assume. doe again, identifying yourself with 'jaks is LITERALLY one of the core foundations of jakking and 'arty culture, that i will NEVER drop, simple as. same goes with what he described as stupid typing or whatever, there's like nothing i can do about it, just pardon my retardation nigger, you're not any better for doing that
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