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 No.675

Hallo brabos, hoe gaat ie mei gullie?
Carnaval wa skon dit jaar.

 No.676

the dutch found the dutch splinter website..

 No.678

>>676
Wauw een zweed, ik hoop dat ik geen nikker aids krijgt.

 No.679

>>678
i am actually danish, you swamp german. not my fault this board thinks im swedish.

 No.680

>>679
Oke, een deen. Jouw land heeft veel goeie films geproduceerd.

 No.681

both flags itt are wrong?

 No.682

>>681
Jazeker, ik ben geen brit

 No.684

>>682
this is a problem with many imageboards i believe

 No.686

>>684
Het betekent dat de vlaggensysteem is verkeerd geconfigueerd.

 No.687

>>686
i see. so when are you going to make more ongezellig, mr. massa

 No.688

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>>687
Rozen zijn rood, blauwtjes zijn blauw, ga steek je lul in een kabeljauw.

 No.689

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>>688
>Rozen zijn rood, blauwtjes zijn blauw, ga steek je lul in een kabeljauw.

 No.690

>>688
i will not do this though

 No.4368

>>675
je bent een flikker(peak of my dutch skills)

 No.4369

by the way, are there any DutchGODs or Dutch speakers? I kinda don't get wtf means men in Dutch, like, how do you translate "eet men negers?"?

 No.4370

>>4369
Nobody says that, kanker

 No.4371

>>4370
how do you use this word then?

 No.4372

>>4371
You can use "men" if the subject is not a specific person

 No.4373

>>4369
>eet men negers?
does man eat niggers?
"Men" is used similarly as "people" or "man," as in human, in english. Another english counterpart is the use of "one" in a sentence, such as "One must ask himself."

 No.4374

>>4373
Holy DSL as fucking Dutch, it translates as "eat nigger" and not as you said. Like "Eet dit, neger!" (Eat this, nigger!)

 No.4375

>>4373
>>4372
DANK JULLIE WEL, now I think I got it.

 No.4376

>>4374
the original quote is: "eet men negers?"
It is a question

 No.4377

>>4376
Oh sorry

 No.4378

Every Zaryan should have AT LEAST a B1 knowledge of Dutch.

 No.4379

>>4378
Does saying trouwens, alhoewel, ofschoon, ofzo, stroopwaffel, krijg de tijfus, geschiedenispresentatie dag, Coco heeft niets verkeerds gedaan, ik heb Parkinson, ik doe een schoolocaust, een kerngezonde vitale autist and etc. count as B1?

 No.4380

>>4379
That's not enough. You need to be able to write reasonably long wordswordswords about what colour of cock Coco is built for to qualify for B1.

 No.4381

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>>4380
Ox mein xitler… I'll do it. For the sake of science!

 No.4382

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>>4381
>writing DFL racebait as an exercise

 No.4383

>>4382
Dutch is very close to English, so it could be easier than expected to write a small essay. But I'm not sure about it.

 No.4384

>>4379
Nee, jij wilt Nederlands kunnen praten. Een goede voorbeeld zijn de mayamails. Ze zijn enigszins moeilijk maar met genoeg oefening, het gaat je lukken

DSLDU (Dutch Second Language Didn't Understand) try translating the original mayamails yourself. You want to be able to get the general jist of the sentence, and most words sound similar in both English and other latin languages (you'll get what I mean)

 No.4385

>>4379
Also it's of zoiets, of is "or", zo is "so" (which becomes "like that" when paired with "iets") and "iets" means something, so "something like that"

 No.4386

>>4384
>>4385
Learnt Dutch to chat up Coco award
Shitted up because she speaks Afrikaanse award
Was slandered by me for no actual reason award

 No.4387

>>4386
(I am not that one Shitalo albeit)
(Fuck Coco btw)

 No.4388

>>4385
Mongool (retard)

 No.4389

>>4387
Stop racebaiting or I'll complain to Zootie-Zootski-Zoot xerself

 No.4390

>>4389
You're not funny

 No.4391

>>4388
Vuile neger boven

 No.4392

>>4390
>blud really thinks I'm kidding right now

 No.4393

>>4391
Translated with the help of a translator award
>>4392
Go fuck yourself

 No.4394

>>4393
No, I learnt it from a mix of busuu and other stuff I've read. I know around a thousand words by now (for reference I translated both the 'cord document and the mayamails, I don't have to use a translator)

 No.4396

>>4393
Homosexual gomorape is a russian prerogative. Fortunately or unfortunately, I'm not russian to do something like that. Sproke.

 No.4397

>>4394
Biggest liar above me
>>4396
Shut up will ya?

 No.4398

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A Hindu above me

 No.4399

>>4397
I don't have to pretend GEG! Seethe some more monolingual fuck

 No.4400

>>4399
Krijg tyfus neger

 No.4401

>>4400
You forgot "de"

 No.4402

>>4400
>believes y and ij aren't the same in Dutch
Seems like ADD — Anglo Dumb Disorder

 No.4403

>>4401
Oh yes, i forgot the article.
Thanks for correcting

 No.4404

Not deserved to get a reply for a belarusian guy

 No.4405

Your opinion is very important, John.

 No.4406

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>dutch as third language

 No.4407

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>English as fourth language
>Dutch as fifth language

 No.4408

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>Learning multiple languages

 No.4409

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>being Greek

 No.4412

>>4396
>I'm not russian
Keep coping

 No.4413

>>4402
>believes y and ij aren't the same in Dutch
It is so? I mean, how? Can I write words like moelijk or makkelijk with y or what did you mean?

 No.4414

>>4413
At first Dutch people were writing "y" instead of "ij", but then "y" had transformed into "ij". So, if you write "y" instead of "ij" in Dutch sentence, it would look like writing "ѣ" instead of "е" in Russian.



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