No.676
the dutch found the dutch splinter website..
No.678
>>676Wauw een zweed, ik hoop dat ik geen nikker aids krijgt.
No.679
>>678i am actually danish, you swamp german. not my fault this board thinks im swedish.
No.680
>>679Oke, een deen. Jouw land heeft veel goeie films geproduceerd.
No.681
both flags itt are wrong?
No.682
>>681Jazeker, ik ben geen brit
No.684
>>682this is a problem with many imageboards i believe
No.686
>>684Het betekent dat de vlaggensysteem is verkeerd geconfigueerd.
No.687
>>686i see. so when are you going to make more ongezellig, mr. massa
No.690
>>688i will not do this though
No.4368
>>675je bent een flikker(peak of my dutch skills)
No.4369
by the way, are there any DutchGODs or Dutch speakers? I kinda don't get wtf means men in Dutch, like, how do you translate "eet men negers?"?
No.4370
>>4369Nobody says that, kanker
No.4371
>>4370how do you use this word then?
No.4372
>>4371You can use "men" if the subject is not a specific person
No.4373
>>4369>eet men negers?does man eat niggers?
"Men" is used similarly as "people" or "man," as in human, in english. Another english counterpart is the use of "one" in a sentence, such as "One must ask himself."
No.4374
>>4373Holy DSL as fucking Dutch, it translates as "eat nigger" and not as you said. Like "Eet dit, neger!" (Eat this, nigger!)
No.4375
>>4373>>4372DANK JULLIE WEL, now I think I got it.
No.4376
>>4374the original quote is: "eet men negers?"
It is a question
No.4378
Every Zaryan should have AT LEAST a B1 knowledge of Dutch.
No.4379
>>4378Does saying trouwens, alhoewel, ofschoon, ofzo, stroopwaffel, krijg de tijfus, geschiedenispresentatie dag, Coco heeft niets verkeerds gedaan, ik heb Parkinson, ik doe een schoolocaust, een kerngezonde vitale autist and etc. count as B1?
No.4380
>>4379That's not enough. You need to be able to write reasonably long wordswordswords about what colour of cock Coco is built for to qualify for B1.
No.4383
>>4382Dutch is very close to English, so it could be easier than expected to write a small essay. But I'm not sure about it.
No.4384
>>4379Nee, jij wilt Nederlands kunnen praten. Een goede voorbeeld zijn de mayamails. Ze zijn enigszins moeilijk maar met genoeg oefening, het gaat je lukken
DSLDU (Dutch Second Language Didn't Understand) try translating the original mayamails yourself. You want to be able to get the general jist of the sentence, and most words sound similar in both English and other latin languages (you'll get what I mean)
No.4385
>>4379Also it's of zoiets, of is "or", zo is "so" (which becomes "like that" when paired with "iets") and "iets" means something, so "something like that"
No.4386
>>4384>>4385Learnt Dutch to chat up Coco award
Shitted up because she speaks Afrikaanse award
Was slandered by me for no actual reason award
No.4387
>>4386(I am not that one Shitalo albeit)
(Fuck Coco btw)
No.4389
>>4387Stop racebaiting or I'll complain to Zootie-Zootski-Zoot xerself
No.4393
>>4391Translated with the help of a translator award
>>4392Go fuck yourself
No.4394
>>4393No, I learnt it from a mix of busuu and other stuff I've read. I know around a thousand words by now (for reference I translated both the 'cord document and the mayamails, I don't have to use a translator)
No.4396
>>4393Homosexual gomorape is a russian prerogative. Fortunately or unfortunately, I'm not russian to do something like that. Sproke.
No.4397
>>4394Biggest liar above me
>>4396Shut up will ya?
No.4399
>>4397I don't have to pretend GEG! Seethe some more monolingual fuck
No.4402
>>4400>believes y and ij aren't the same in DutchSeems like ADD — Anglo Dumb Disorder
No.4403
>>4401Oh yes, i forgot the article.
Thanks for correcting
No.4404
Not deserved to get a reply for a belarusian guy
No.4405
Your opinion is very important, John.
No.4412
>>4396>I'm not russianKeep coping
No.4413
>>4402>believes y and ij aren't the same in DutchIt is so? I mean, how? Can I write words like moelijk or makkelijk with y or what did you mean?
No.4414
>>4413At first Dutch people were writing "y" instead of "ij", but then "y" had transformed into "ij". So, if you write "y" instead of "ij" in Dutch sentence, it would look like writing "ѣ" instead of "е" in Russian.