Doll
This page is about the sharty.
Doll is another massive pedophilic faggot who escaped the dark basements of the 'cucks and somehow wound up being the administrator of the Sharty on multiple occasions. He was formerly part of the Kolyma Network and took up the reins after Kuz's demise. He also has a family and kids, but cheats on his wife with his boyfriend Froot. He was part of the Soyumvirate too and is generally considered one of the worst admins that 'teens have ever seen, due to his administration leading directly to the Soypocalypse.
Early life & Administration
Originally acting as the Manager of the Sharty during Kuz, he came into power on April 17th 2023, when Kuzzy Wuzzy unfortunately died of AIDS, as the temporary admin of the website. His first decisions were to revert most of the changes that Kuz had enacted upon the website, such as changing the default CSS to Yotsuba B or letting 'p stay up for hours, so that he could comfortably download it. He also started to force his pedophilic AGP daddy larp, by adding the /caca/ board and calling 'teens "little buddies" (these would later become the foundations for the pedophilic allegations of Agugu). His main offense was repressing the NAS culture of the website, banning everything he didn't like most of it, including 'zellig, from /soy/, and by moving NAS threads either to /qa/ or /nate/. He did state though, that he dislikes Ongezellig in one of his QA threads, so in hindsight, this should come as no surprise.
Soypocalypse
Apparently running a bald men with glasses and beards website can be extremely difficult, especially for someone who "doesn't like to micromanage" and who "wants to avoid drama". He achieved his goals by micromanaging and creating one of the biggest, IF not the biggest drama of the Sharty, the Soypocalypse. It all started off when the ghost of Kuz gave Max the adminship, which Doll later bought during an auction done by the latter. He would quickly become "burn out" by it, due to not being able to tolerate the stress of managing a website of that caliber and due to Red, a former Kuz-era mod, going rogue and vandalizing the sharty's 'ki and leaking users' IPs on August 14th, 2023. Doll would later state that the 'arty was up for sale, but due to spam and CSAM attacks, the domain was forced to shut down, along with their booru. The influx of 'teens in search of a home, would also cause the Jarty to temporarily shut down, due to not being able to properly moderate them. Zelligposters would either try to follow the flow of 'teens, dispersing themselves on the various splinters, or by going back to the 'chans, demanding a re-opening of /qa/. The situation would solve itself on August 22th, thanks (unfortunately) to Froot buying the website for 20.000 dollars, and by establishing the Soyumvirate, along with Doll and Trangeleno. Doll would act as an advisor to who would become the next admin of the Sharty, Froot, who would continue his repression of the 'zellig subculture.
Soyumvirate & FrootCord
His days in this "democratic agreement" were short, with Doll resigning not long after (not before banning other aspects of sharty culture or doxxing). He essentially gave up on """"""administrating""""" the website, leaving it up to Froot's decisions, and instead focusing on other personal projects (such as making the Shoally controlled opposition). Sometime during this period, he would join the Frootcord, where he would keep in touch with Froot, Root, Quote and the administration of the website, showing his presence around the Soysphere only on isolated and rare occasions. The most recent sources say that he's currently holding hostage a bunch of 'teens and forcing them to make baby noises and suck on binkies, all the while he's calling them his "little buddies".
TLDR: Doll is an incompetent pedophilic faggot
Trivia
- There is a theory that Doll is actually running the Youtube channel CobsonTalks. This stems from 'teens and Zaryans speculating on a stream where his supposed actual voice is used, which sounds very similar to Doll's, and showing other behaviours similar to him, such as his hate of Ongezellig. This is also supported by the fact that SPVA (a channel which is publicly co-owned by Doll) shilled CobsonTalks.
- He is also co-owner of Soyjak Party Video Archive. Interestingly enough, when he got the ownership, the amount of 'zellig related videos dropped to almost 0, or even worse, the channel started to upload anti-zellig videos, something that the original SPVA 'teen would never post.