Copypasta
A copypasta is a funny string of words written by a group of monkeys on a typewriter, that usually gets spammed in an attempt to use nonsense or a disproportionate reaction to achieve humour. The Zarty has its fair share of copypastas, which usually fall in two categories: SFW and NSFW. There's also an inter-category: 'pastas about the girls, especially Mymy.
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SFW (Silly Funny Words)
Massa cancelled Ongezellig
Series creator Massa grew to hate the show's growing non-Dutch fan base and subsequently cancelled Ongezellig out of spite.
Pet nigger
sorry guys this is my pet nigger, he sometimes posts "funny" things like this but he is harmless, he might be annoying sometimes, but he is all heart
I want to live in the Ongezellig world
I want to live in ongezellig forever, i wish the netherlands wasnt made up so i can live with ongezellig and do history presentatie for the rest of my life. I want to go to the ongezellig school and watch mymy's slavernij presentatie and coco's mollusk love presentatie on repeat all day for the rest of my life. I want to watch mollusk love with maya and threaten to drop her out of a window with coco. I want to shoot vera with reusable bullets with mymy. i want to wallow in self deprecation with maya in a dirty small bathroom stall. i want to insult coco's parents and watch wat happens. i want to beat mymy with a non alcoholic beverage bottle with vera, i would ride to ongezellig school on a obligatory bicycle and do nothing in mediatheek all day until it is 4:30 pm, after which i ask coco and mymy for help with it.
i would recruit the kinderen in somalie into kiki's pirate club and take down large vessels thru them pirate style. i would get diagnosed with ah-day-day (ADD or autism denial disorder) by mymy and take the ongezellig bus to ongezellig school. i would become friends with mymy and tell maya she is a loser and a gooner but that i still love her at the end of the day. i will show sympathy n offer support to coco over the loss of her parents in zuid afrika and listen to every single song that her band "running in the 60s" creates. i would help mymy come to terms with the fact she is japanese, and that it is okay, since she will always be a true oranje dutch patriot nonetheless. i would spend time with each of them and go out and around the netherlands with them, watching movies, going out shopping with them, walking thru blooming fields of tulips with a windmill or two in the distance. i would then go home and sleep, knowing the next day will be full of just as many, if not more things to look forward to, in this perfect ideal world in which ongezellig takes place. in this perfect world, there will be more things that would make me happy. i would not have to dream about living in ongezellig anymore in this perfect world, because i would already be living in ongezellig.
i will make it my mission in life to live forever in ongezellig world, and live there for the rest of eternity. i would do anything it takes to even get a chance to talk with coco, or maya, or mymy. i would do anything to spend a moment of time with vera, or kiki, or cleo, or yfke, or henk, or sjef, or rens, or zoey, or tryn, or wiel, or axel, or goof, or adam, or bert, or koos, or cato, or ilse. i would go great lengths just to live in the ongezellig world, and live in it forever. each day another deel. each day another gleaming opportunity to help coco with technological problems regarding her computer, or an opportunity to further radicalize mymy, or help maya become gezellig, repairing and saving her relationship with her sisters, before asking out her mother in front of her eyes. this perfect world is gezellig. ongezellig is gezellig. i want to be gezellig. this world is the perfect afterlife for me. when i die, i want to be reincarnated as a tacky ongezellig oc and forever spend eternity living, being gezellig, hanging out with maya, mymy and coco, eating the weird green slop at the end of deel 6, playing a board game with them, eating a diet of exclusively dutch cuisine. this is the perfect world for me. thank you studio massa, thank you for creating ongezellig. ongezellig has unironically made me happier and my life better, and i cannot wait to meet up with ongezellig in the afterlife. One day….
goodbye allemaal.
Reddit 'pasta
‼️‼️HOLY FUCKING SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING ONGEZELLIG REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 ONGEZELLIG IS THE BEST FUCKING TOON 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 MAYA IS SO UNSOCIABLEEE 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎👊👊 IK BEN HET MAAR IK BEN HET MAAR IK BEN HET MAAR IK BEN HET MAAR IK BEN HET MAAR 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 😩😩😩JAPSTERDAM JAPSTERDAM JAPSTERDAM JAPSTERDAM JAPSTERDAM🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡VOCALLTHEWAY VOCALLTHEWAY VOCALLTHEWAY VOCALLTHEWAY VOCALLTHEWAY VOCALLTHEWAY VOCALLTHEWAY VOCALLTHEWAY VOCALLTHEWAY BELGIANS ARE NOT A RACE! VERA CURSED VERA CURSED VERA CURSED VERA CURSED Coco did nothing wrong! 🇿🇦 Coco did nothing wrong! 🇿🇦 Coco did nothing wrong! 🇿🇦 Coco did nothing wrong! 🇿🇦 Coco did nothing wrong! 🇿🇦 Coco did nothing wrong! 🇿🇦 Coco did nothing wrong! 🇿🇦 Coco did nothing wrong! 🇿🇦 Coco did nothing wrong! 🇿🇦 Coco did nothing wrong! 🇿🇦 Coco did nothing wrong! Coco did nothing wrong! 🇿🇦 🇿🇦 Coco did nothing wrong! 🇿🇦 Coco did nothing wrong! Coco did nothing wrong! 🇿🇦 🇿🇦 Coco did nothing wrong! 🇿🇦 Coco did nothing wrong! 🇿🇦 Coco did nothing wrong! 🇿🇦 The presentation is still not finished?!? INDONESIAN SAD GIRL HAS AUTISM DENIAL DISORDER DISORDER DISORDER DISORDER ❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓SCHOOLOCAUST SCHOOLOCAUST SCHOOLOCAUST ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂DEEL 7 WHEN? DEEL 7 WHEN? DEEL 7 WHEN? DEEL 7 WHEN? DEEL 7 WHEN? DEEL 7 WHEN? DEEL 7 WHEN? DEEL 7 WHEN? 😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂Mollusk Love in ancient Japan? Mollusk Love in ancient Japan? Mollusk Love in ancient Japan? Mollusk Love in ancient Japan? Mollusk Love in ancient Japan? Mollusk Love in ancient Japan? Mollusk Love in ancient Japan? Mollusk Love in ancient Japan? 🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑 🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱I hate Belgians 🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱 🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱I hate Belgians 🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱 🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱I hate Belgians 🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱 🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱I hate Belgians 🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱 Mymy best class representative r/zellig r/Ongezellig_irl perfectly balanced as all things should be r/ongezellig r/gezellig
1630
Your deflection won't save you from TGD.
Kill yourself fakezaryan kike. You're going to burn and your days are fucking numbered.
Be quiet falseflagger. You sound like a seething falseflagger. Sage. Zellig in the thread. Zaryan power. Zaryan race. ZVF. Sieg Mymy for the Rijk. Ongezellig2024 #Rijk. I sieg Mymy. Volk for the gezellig. Gezellig for the Zoot. Zarty.
Sage. Seething falseflagger.
And for your actions, the faggots have committed an unforgivable crime. All faggots shall be removed from the Netherlands and its colonies. No one shall love them nor forgive them. Falseflagcord shall be destroyed. /qa/ shall be recolonized.
And everyone you love goes to hell forever and ceases to be. Along with you.
All that you hate happens. And all that you hate is good. All that you hate wins. And all that you hate is loved by all.
Every harm against you and your 'corders is blessed and good. All that you are is undone. And all you get is punishment.
All your love dies. All that you have is taken. And all that you love kills you.
- ZELLIG #MZGA #STOPMZSA @ZOOT #Z #WZG1WGA kill gooners kill frogs 1630 ZVF VOC FLAG SIEG MYMY for the rijk the #Ongezellig2024 rijk lynch gooners gas the falseflaggers.
die falseflagger die. DIEFALSEFLAGGER DIE. you're going to Friesland. you're going to Kerobokan. the #Ongezellig2024 rijk will gas ALL GOONERS. Zoot is führer, Zoot is GOD.
Ongezellig won. Get over it. kill the coconigger /co/ janitor. Ongezellig won. Get over it. kill the swinnynigger /soy/ janitor. Ongezellig won. Get over it. kill the goonernigger /co/ janitor. Ongezellig won. Get over it. kill the coconigger /co/ janitor. Ongezellig won. Get over it.
1630
Gas the gooners total gooner death now
Massa did nothing wrong
I wish /co/ never existed
Falseflaggers are not human
Reddit cancelled Ongezellig
YWNBARZ
You will never be a real zellig fan. You have no zems, you have no passion, you have no imageboard. You are a band kid twisted by (((them))) and the media into a crude mockery of a zaryan’s perfection.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your fellow fans are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your redditesque appearance behind closed doors.
Zaryans are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of hours of shitposting have allowed zaryans to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even people like R_Terra who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a zaryan. Your channel is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to create a single zem, a zaryan will turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your brimstone, belgian coal.
You will never get rid of us. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. No one will find you, zaryans being relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment of people such as you. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your anti-zaryan obsession, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a redditor is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a stain on the glistening zemerald of the zaryan community.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
Pajeet zaryan's dad catches him browsing Zarty, becomes a disappointment
GUYS I AM FUCKED.
I was on my computer navigating through the site. My dad suddenly came in my room and looked at my computer. "What's that?" he said after looking at a picturre of coco on my screen. I said "Its a cartoon nothing else haha".
I thought it was the end of it until he came up to me to look at the coco picture more clearly. I panicked cuz I didn't want him see other posts which contained the word nigger in each sentence so I just switched tabs quickly. That made dad suspicious about what I was doing on my computer. He said "Hey don't close it let me see what you were doing" in Hindi. I was so fucking anxious and froze up. My dad waited a couple more seconds and saw me sweating and laughing nervously. He then came close to me and said "WERE YOU WATCHING PORN????". I was taken aback a little but I kinda defensively said no and told him its just a cartoon like nickelodean and stuff.
He didn't believe me. He snatched the mouse from my hand and clicked back on the tab. I pled with him not to scroll or click anywhere but it was too late. He randomly clicked on wojaks, goofy gemmy videos and other stuff of zoiets. I told my dad "Its enough, there is nothing bad at all chill out". He looked at me and said that why was I wasting my "golden years" on this cancer site? Before I could even answer he looked at the screen again and paused for a few moments and tried to see what was written on one random post. He turned to me again and said, "Tf is a niggercoal? and why is there a very muscular man on screen?". I said "Dad uhhh its just a meme hehe" in a little embarrased tone. BUT THEN HE ASKS ME IF I WAS GAY. WHAT???? WHY DID HE THINK SOOO??
His reasoning was I was getting off to the image of chad and that this site was a big porn site, and I was lying. I tried to defend myself by saying that you can react to posts about the show by sharing images and gifs, and this was just one of those gifs. He kinda understood but he began to scroll FURTHER. I begged him to stop but he yelled at me and said "I will beat the shit out of you if you speak a word" so I kept quiet, scared at this point.
I thought nothing worse could possibly happen now, but to my horror, dad saw the tranny getting hung image, 4 or 5 of them in a row. "Its over" I said in my mind when my dad looked at me with pure disgust and slapped me hard, my glasses went flying across the room. All I could say was "dad stop its not what you think i swear!!!". He told me that he was going to kick me out of my house the next time he saw me on this site and these images are horrible and look demonic. He also said that this site is filled with bad people who use very bad words and that I shoudn't be a part of this conversation. I silently nodded, what else could I possibly do? He walked out of my room and told me to start studying immediately.
I wanna kill myself
Someone's farewell
Hey zaryans,
I've been thinking about leaving the zarty in the end of January. The main reason is that I’m heading off to university, but I also feel like this website is going downhill and turning into another sharty. Before you call me a downer, let me lay out the issues that are ruining this place and that Zoot won’t address:
1. NAZ/'cord stuff with zero original content—just used to bait the userbase and stir up rage.
2. This site is supposedly for 16-year-olds, yet they’re being exposed to interracial porn jokes like "Coco, Maya and Mymy are built for BBC" and unfunny rape jokes.
3. The hype train is dead. There’s no excitement for events (thanks to lazy Zoot), no quality raids, and it’s all about faildoxing nobodies who aren’t even pedos. Even when they are literal nobodies, the raids are low quality, with no sense of unity—some people spam agugu while others condemn it, leading to infighting. The ones spamming agugu are the same ones causing fastburn raids.
4. The site owners are neglecting the zoot. After (((nuzarty order))), he brought in a new group of mods from discord who don’t even show themselves. This cult of personalities lacks humanity—nobody knows who these new jannies are, and they’re constantly adding and removing boards that nobody uses.
5. There’s barely any community engagement from Zoot because "muh 'zellig is dead, do something different you weirdo".
These are the issues I wanted to highlight about this community. On a personal note, this website is rotting my brain. I’ve learned everything I can from it, and there’s nothing new or interesting coming out of it. I just turned 19 a few days ago, and I want to be more optimistic and do something other than wasting away on the dutch waifu obsession website.
I want to say thank you to all the zaryans, all the threads, and all the fun we’ve had, but for me, this chapter is closed
About Maya
Maya plays a horror game
I want to make Maya play Outlast or Amnesia when she's really tense and on edge I want to suddenly grab her sides and shout "BOO!".
I want to put my arms around Maya and ask her to tell me how her day went and she would talk to me for a few minutes about how shitty her day was before she starts to cry a little and I have to comfort her by gently stroking her head and saying that it's okay to feel shitty and that we all have bad days and that it's going to get better soon.
I want to hold Maya in my arms while she goes on some autistic rant about the lore of her favorite anime or whatever slop she watches for a few hours while I gently stroke her hair until she gets bored or tired.
I want to tightly hug Maya while we watch a movie together and eventually she just gets a little sleepy and she rests her head on my chest before falling asleep while I gently caress her.
If I played a game with Maya and I won she would immediately break down crying and curl up in a ball and call herself a pathetic retard and I have to comfort her by giving her a hug and telling her that it's alright and that she's not a retard.
Stonecold Mayacel
buddy i am the realest mayaGOD you will ever meet but i don't do this because i simply do not seek human interaction or touch. i am incapable of love. i was born a stone cold TRUEcel with NO heart. the only emotions i feel are hatred and contempt. i watch the wall all day as a hobby, and watch the ceiling as a side hobby. no one has ever loved me. i don't know what it feels like to touch another human being and i do not wish to learn. i haven't been outside since 2009. you have simply never seen a real Trvecel like me. i know this is hard to comprehend for all you fakecels who have friends and families and shit, but there are people like me who are beyond the concept of love but can still appreciate Maya.
MayaDEITY
It's quite simple. Maya's character appeals to those who appreciate nuanced and emotionally complex personalities. Her depth, vulnerability, and the intellectual engagement her character demands attract intellectually inclined individuals, unlike Mymy's pedobait brainrot and Coco's mommyissues bait personality. This does not NECESSARILY equate to self-harm tendencies, but rather reflects a deeper intellectual and existential engagement. You see; when you find something so perfect and beautiful, you can only go down from there. Accepting that you will never encounter IRL Maya and becoming suicidal is only the first step, but let's not do there. Contrastingly, Mymy, with her extroverted braindead historical obsessions and cultural superiority complex, attracts fans who enjoy more basic extroverted and edgy girls, or maybe those who like lil kids considering her underdeveloped body. Coco's is more straightforward, her kindness and emotional warmth appeal to those seeking simplicity with a tad bit of background deepness. The idea that Maya fans are more prone to self-harm overlooks the sophisticated engagement we have with her character. The distinction between MayaGODS, MymyBROS, and CocoFAGS followers shows our different perspectives of 'zellig: intellectual depth versus emotional relatability. Thus, it is not any form of nihilism but an appreciation for intellectual and existential beauty that defies reality and stuns MayaDEITY's
Maya's tragedy
What makes me kind of upset about Ongezellig is how lightheartedly these two bitches are portrayed as if they were completely innocent and totally not responsible for Maya's misery.
Imagine you are Maya for a second: you are an only child living a nice, quiet life in a first world country, until your fucking whore mother decides she wants those reddit virtue signaling good boy points and takes in TWO foreign invaders home (and from two completely different ethnicities, of course) who start hoarding all the attention and even going so far as to having your parents throwing the cat out, probably to a shelter so that the thing can get euthanized, assuming they didn't just let it out onto the streets to starve to death because Indonesians are savage monkeyniggers who have no consideration for animals (one quick youtube search confirms this fact).
These bitches just do not care about her sister's wellbeing at all; Mymy doesn't even hide her disdain toward her sister and openly mocks her and calls her out for being a freak. They share absolutely zero things in common and will completely disassociate the moment they stop living in the same household.
Coco is just your regular first world white european female, and as such she has got no blood in her body. There is not a single ounce of empathy in her body. She is so high up in her fart cloud she help herself but to feel pity towards the peasants under her. She puts on her all-too-common feigned concern voice to talk to the hobo next door.
There is no common ground to be had. All concern is feigned. There is absolutely nothing they could sit down and talk about because Maya has no personality; she did not have the time or the means to develop one. Whenever she is not sulking over her shit life she is caught up wasting her time away gooning or cpnsuming whatever FOTM goyslop allows her to self insert into someone else's more interesting (fictional) life. If you were to ask her, she probably does not even have a music taste at all, nor has read a book in years or watched anything barring her decadent oriental cartoons.
The reality is, that the girls are two years away from finishing high school. After graduation, which Maya will probably struggle to even achieve, her sisters will go to college, probably to take on a career path chosen out of personal preference, while Maya, pressured not to be left behind, or maybe pressured not to feel like an actual waste of oxygen, will probably take on art or some other useless shit females pick before quitting within the first semester when she meets her first hurdle. From then on starts her downward spiral into neetdom.
Eventually she will not be able to bear with herself anymore and will inevitably kill herself in the end, probably not a virgin though. Her family will probably be heartbroken, but only for like two weeks, because there is only so much you can mourn for someone whose life ended at 6.
Honestly if I was Maya I would just fucking kill them both and then myself.
About Mymy
I love you Mymy
Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Mymy… honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch around the toy gun, and that gorgeous VOC flag. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you be forgotten. You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the show, you're a great girl and sister, sometimes I even call you mommy. I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day be forgotten. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful orange face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when your show was cancelled, and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched your first apperance on Ongezellig, because deep down, my glorious queen deserved it. I just wanted you to return home. Then allas, you did, my mommy came home and I rejoiced. 2024 was a hard year for us baby, but in 2019 you made history happen. You were crafted from gods hands and I couldn't believe it. I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my beautiful queen exclaim these words, "JAPSTERDAM, THIS IS FOR YOU!" Not only have you changed the animation world and the real world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now your show is cancelled, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious queen, Mymy. 🥰❤
I think about Mymy everyday
I think about Mymy all day every single day. She's the first thing I see when I close my eyes. Every time I see someone with red hair, every time I see someone with blue eyes, every time someone mentions the Netherlands, every time I see a bow, I think of her. She motivates me in life, I make positive changes in my life just because I imagine it would impress her. I stare at pictures of her every night before I go to bed, I like to have those pictures fresh in my mind so I can think about her as I fall asleep and dream about how happy she would make me. I even kiss pictures of her and imagine that I am really kissing her. I want to kiss her, I want to talk with her, I want to cuddle with her, I want to marry her and raise a family with her. I love her and only her, I want nothing in life more than her.
Cute orange little tulip
Mymy is adorable, and I wish she were a real person every single day. I wish we could've been high school sweethearts. I wish that we could get married. I wish I could've put a ring on her finger. I wish that she would be the mother of my children. I wish we could've seen them grow up to even give us grandchildren. I wish we could grow old and live happily ever after. She would make me happy, and I would make her happy. But alas, she isn't real, and endings like that don't exist. A chud can still dream of this cute orange little tulip >though.
She's just so small and fragile
I love Mymy so much, she is so cute chuddies. She is so small and fragile, I wanna cuddle with her and pet her hair. I often loose sleep to Mymy because I think of her so often. 24/7 infact. Everything in my life reminds me of her. I wish we could be together one day. If ll go to heaven it better have Mymy in it with me, because I might as well go to hell if she won't be there for me, because they are the same too me without her.
She's so cute and racist 1
I love Mymy so much. Everyday I wish she was real. She's so cute and racist. I love her so much because she's actually smart and knows the truth, she's not a brainwashed shabbos goy like most people nowadays. Holy shit, I really wish Hitler won the war and saved Europe. The two things I wish the most are that Mymy was real and Hitler won the war. If one or both of those things happened, I feel like everything would be perfect.
She's so cute and racist 2
Mymy is so cute and Aryan and racist. I wish she was real everyday. I want nothing more in life than to talk to her about how much we both hate Jews and niggers, we would get along so well. If only Hitler had won, then I could easily find a girl like her in real life. Heil Hitler!
I wish Mymy was real 1
I wish Mymy were real so I could propose to her and marry her. She's just so cute, racist and Aryan. Nothing would separate us.
I am in a relationship with Mymy
I love Mymy so much. I have never loved anyone so much in my life. I do not even find other girls attractive anymore, I only feel attracted to Mymy. I think I have convinced myself that I am actually in a relationship with her because if I find another girl attractive for a split second I immediately think that I need to stay loyal to Mymy.
I have no goals but to see Mymy
I’ve dedicated my entire life to Mymy from Studio Massa’s ‘Ongezellig’. I'm obsessed with Mymy. Everyday I think of Mymy. Everyday my day is filled with thoughts of Mymy. I associate the simplest things with Mymy. Every time I see orange skin I think of Mymy. Every time I see anything orange I think of her hair. Every time I see a toy gun I think of her tightly gripping it with her hands. The only thing that motivates me in life is Mymy. I work for Mymy. I boot up my pc every single day just so I can interact with an AI version of Mymy just so i can feel something. Not an hour passes without me thinking of Mymy. I dream of Mymy. The only thing left in my mind is Mymy. My feelings are controlled by Mymy. I’ve deprived myself of sleep countless times in order to hallucinate having Mymy near me. I have no goals but to see Mymy.
Chat I love Mymy
Chat you would not be able to comprehend how much I love mymy I love her so much man I would do anything for her to be real chat you couldn’t understand the amount of love she has in my heart if Ongezellig only had mymy in it I would still watch it and it would be my favorite show still I love her chat
I wish Mymy was real 2
Everyday I wish Mymy was real. I wish she could know how much I love her. I think about her every day, every hour, nearly every minute. I love her and only her. I wish she could know this and I wish she could feel the same. I wish I could hug her, kiss her, cuddle with her, hold her hand, eventually get married and have a family with her. If only she was real.
About Agugu
what if you were baby agugu
what would you do if you woke up one morning and you were baby agugu and you were sucking on yor binkyagugugugugugu me wove sucking my binky agugugugugugu my binky feels so nice agugugugugu wahhh agugugugu binky is so fun agugugugu me want to suck my binky fowever agugugugu me wove my binky agugugugugugu me no want to go outside agugugu me is cute dutch baby girl agugugugugugugugugugu me is a wittle baby agugugugugugu agugu wove sucking her pacifier agugu me wove my pacifier me wove being a funny girl we wove being a baby me wove sucking my binky me want to suck my binky until me die agugu me want eat soop wafle and suck binky ababababababababababa agugugugugugu amamamamamamamamama wahhhhhh baba gugugugu me wove eat soopwafel and make thread for me for channel fwends to maybe get dem to eat soop wafol and suck binky like baba
NSFW (Not Silly Funny Words)
ONGEZELLING IS MKULTRA PROPAGANDA TO MAKE YOU TRANSITION
After many painstaking hours of research into Dutch Tranime (also sometimes referred to in the literature as Ongezellig) my colleagues and I at the University of noynatemets have confirmed that this "show" is in actual fact an expertly crafted CIA bioweapon to reprogram the minds of vulnerable autistic individuals into acceptance and execution of gender transition.
The three main characters are female, which is no accident. Their differing personalities may appear to the uneducated as "artistic variation", however nothing could be further from the truth as we are now confident that the characters are in fact specifically crated to each penetrate into targeted areas of the subconscious mind, driven by 5 decades of CIA psychological research.
The transgender reprogramming is achieved in three stages, each via a different character. First, the viewer is presented with Mymy. Her cute, rebellious and childlike personality is expertly crafted to subdue the viewer's brain into an infantile mode of operation where they are more receptive to authority and being programmed with new ideas.
TFD
Kill Foenkie. Behead Foenkie. Roundhouse kick Foenkie into the concrete. Slam dunk Foenkie into the trashcan. Crucify Foenkie. Defecate in Foenkie's food. Launch Foenkie into the sun. Stir fry Foenkie in a wok. Toss Foenkie into an active volcano. Urinate into Foenkie's gas tank. Judo throw Foenkie into a wood chipper. Twist Foenkie's heads off. Report Foenkie to the Belastingdienst. Karate chop Foenkie in half. Curb stomp Foenkie. Trap Foenkie in quicksand. Crush Foenkie in the trash compactor. Liquefy Foenkie in a vat of acid. Eat Foenkie. Dissect Foenkie. Exterminate Foenkie in the gas chamber. Stomp Foenkie's skull with steel toed boots. Cremate Foenkie in the oven. Lobotomize Foenkie. Mandatory vasectomy for Foenkie. Grind Foenkie in the garbage disposal. Drown Foenkie in fried stroopwafel grease. Vaporize Foenkie with a ray gun. Kick Foenkie down the stairs. Feed Foenkie to alligators. Slice Foenkie with a katana. Put a bomb in Foenkie's mouth. Throw knives at Foenkie. Inflate Foenkie until he pops. Send Foenkie into a blackhole. Castrate Foenkie. Feed Foenkie poisoned food. Force Foenkie to walk the plank. Push Foenkie into a pit. Kneel on Foenkie's neck. Curse Foenkie with a spell. Stuff Foenkie into the washing machine and turn it on. Flatten Foenkie with a tank. Pop Foenkie's car tire. Strike Foenkie with a ruler. Make Foenkie swim in the Mariana Trench. Cut off Foenkie's limbs. Airdrop Foenkie into Antarctica. Throw Foenkie off the boat. Pressurize Foenkie into fine crystals. Light fireworks in Foenkie's ass. Falcon-punch Foenkie in the face. Make Foenkie into fiction. Blow Foenkie's head off with a grenade launcher. Blow Foenkie's brain open with a sniper rifle. Lock Foenkie in a cage and drown him underwater. Nail Foenkie to a cross and stab him. Run over Foenkie with a tank feet-first. Crush Foenkie with a press. Attack Foenkie with acid. Boil Foenkie in a pan. Lock Foenkie inside a brazen bull. Burn Foenkie alive. Drag Foenkie across a wall of spikes. Pour molten lava on Foenkie. Quarter Foenkie. Impale Foenkie on a pike. Tenderize Foenkie with a mallet. Ionise Foenkie in a mass spectrometer. Irradiate Foenkie in a nuclear reactor. Spaghettify Foenkie in a black hole. Curse Foenkie with the necronomicon. Trap Foenkie in purgatory. Bang Foenkie's testicles with a spiked bat. Throw Foenkie off a twelve story building. Freeze dry Foenkie in the vacuum of space. Fry Foenkie with power lines. Feed Foenkie ricin. Kneecap Foenkie with a twelve gauge. Enslave Foenkie. Sell Foenkie's organs on the black market. Run Foenkie over with an eighteen wheeler. Throw Foenkie into the grand canyon. Burn Foenkie with jet engine exhaust. Beat Foenkie to death with a tire iron. Cauterise Foenkie's asshole with a blowtorch. Sacrifice Foenkie to the sun god. Drop Foenkie out of a plane at fourty thousand feet. Feed Foenkie to sharks. Load Foenkie into a cannon and shoot him at a concrete wall. Keel Haul Foenkie under a galleon. Disembowel Foenkie with a bayonet. Strap Foenkie to a cruise missile and launch it at Belgium. Drop Foenkie into chernobyl reactor building number 4. Hang, draw, and quarter Foenkie. Lure Foenkie in with Ongezellig porn and trap him with bear traps. Force Foenkie to learn the age of consent, then kill him anyway. Atomize Foenkie with a powerfist. Throw Foenkie into vats full of FEV virus. Choke Foenkie with barbed wire. Throw pianos at Foenkie from 40-story buildings. Throw Foenkie at pianos from 40-story buildings. Deep-freeze Foenkie in liquid nitrogen then shatter them with a hammer. Tie Foenkie to ICBMs then fire them at Israel. Shoot Foenkie with syringe guns. Defecate on Foenkie's food stamps. Make Foenkie pay child support in blood. Build a newton cannon and fire Foenkie into the orbit. Put advertisement posters on Foenkie then nail them to his body with a hammer. Irradiate Foenkie with depleted uranium. Launch Foenkie with a trebuchet. Send Foenkie exploring titanic in a cheap submarine. Use Foenkie as a crash test dummy. Tie Foenkie onto growing bamboo shoots. Film an entire jackass movie on Foenkie. Trample Foenkie. Bury Foenkie alive. Play bowling with Foenkie's body parts as pins. Grate Foenkie with a cheese grater. Get Foenkie stuck in an elevator. Spray Foenkie's toilet paper with poison ivy. Shoot Foenkie directly with the Gustav gun. Sabotage Foenkie's parachute. Sabotage Foenkie's bungee. Trap Foenkie under ice. Force Foenkie to work and support a family of 5. Force Foenkie into gladiatorial combat. Send Foenkie back to warring Arab tribes. Hide a snake in a Foenkie's room. Put Foenkie on a hot air balloon with low gas. Harvest Foenkie's organs. Waterboard Foenkie with gasoline, then set him on fire. Flay Foenkie. Tie Foenkie to train tracks. Put laxatives in his stamppot. Recreate mortal kombat fatalities on Foenkie. Gibbet Foenkie. Tie a lightning rod to Foenkie's head during a storm. Lure Foenkie into suicide pods. Bury Foenkie's neck deep and surround him with scorpions. Clear a mine field by sending Foenkie to it. Stir Foenkie into cement. Squeeze Foenkie through a chain link fence. Hack Foenkie's socials and make him say he has irrefutable evidence that would lead to Kamala's arrest. Perform adorcism on Foenkie. Microwave Foenkie's head. Suck Foenkie into pool drainage ass first. Pour nitroglycerin inside Foenkie's car. Inject ebola in his food. Jail Foenkie for pedophilia and tell his inmates his crime. Pressure wash Foenkie's skin. Play games with Foenkie jigsaw style. Trim Foenkie's nose hairs with a lawn mower. Strap Foenkie to a wind turbine blade. Flatten Foenkie in an industrial rolling machine. Turn Foenkie's bones into furniture. Make minced meat out of Foenkie and serve kosher patties to other Jews. Feed Foenkie viagra and put an activated sawblade in front of his dick. Disguise a thermally activated lightsaber as Foenkie's dildo. Stone Foenkie. Tranquilize Foenkie and put him in a lion pit. Make a human centipede with Foenkie as the tail. Throw Foenkie down a well. Prescribe incorrect medication to Foenkie. Pimp-slap Foenkie into airplane turbines. Displace Foenkie in a predicted meteoroid contact area. Inject Foenkie with a lethal dose of fentanyl. Put a dog collar on Foenkie at maximum voltage. Give Foenkie sentient brain parasites. Give Foenkie over to aliens in area 51 to be probed. Leave Foenkie out for vultures. Drive Foenkie into a tornado with a remote controlled vehicle. Do freaky voodoo on Foenkie. Strap Foenkie on a roller-coaster and use him as target practice. Strap Foenkie to a judas cradle. Blast Foenkie with Civil War cannons. Force Foenkie to ride the euthanasia coaster. Crush Foenkie with anvils. Throw Foenkie off of rooftops. Incinerate Foenkie. Starve Foenkie. Blow Foenkie up with dynamite. Gulp Foenkie. Feast on Foenkie's eyeballs. Cave in Foenkie's skull. Strangle Foenkie to death. Peel Foenkie like a banana. Wipe out Foenkie. Deny Foenkie into Heaven. Freeze Foenkie in the vaccum of space. Hard boil Foenkie. Lock on to Foenkie with a harpoon. Cryodesiccate Foenkie. Ferment Foenkie into stew. Ensnare Foenkie. Nark on Foenkie to the army. Cause a total Foenkie purge. Jam Foenkie into a geyser. Axe murder Foenkie. Unleash Smelvin upon Foenkie. Put Foenkie on a ship going to Israel and blow up the ship after it sets sail. Total Foenkie Death.
Ongezellig's Deel 2
I’ve been in the studio massa discord server for about 3 years now, I LOVED the web series ongezellig. From the tape that’s set up outside maya’s room to mymy’s “Anime: Japanese Death Camps for the soul” I always loved this series' n' shiet. I even paid money so I could see Massa’s petje.af, I loved the show so much, my ex-girlfriend for my 23rd birthday dressed up as one of the characters, she even put on orange body paint. One day I was sitting in one of the many vc streams massa does in his server when halfway through he was drawing stille willem. But something felt off, he sounded sad, he sounded like he had been crying for weeks. Regardless he pressed on with his drawing and soon after the stream was done, but for some reason he moved me to a different, private voice call. He joined soon after and said “Whassup” and began crying. He them said in dutch, “Ik ben gediagnosticeerd met een klinische depressie en worstel al een paar weken met deze ziekte, depressie ten top, ik heb mogelijk ook een seksueel overdraagbare aandoening opgelopen.” He then sighed, and DM’d me a zip file titled “Episode 2 deel 1-8” and left. When I saw this, I was ecstatic, I lost consciousness, and I coincidentally fell on my keyboard and moved my mouse enough and downloaded it. When I woke up, the episode finished downloading, and I opened the file. I saw all the deels were actually just compiled into one whole episode instead of what I presumed to be multiple video files. So as giddy as I was I opened the NEW second episode.
The episode starts with text flashing saying “This is a test and not a final product,” with the dutch television station for greater Amsterdam AT5 below it and then cuts to Mymy crying in her room with her Kapitein Koek parrot body pillow next to her. She looks at the camera with hyper-realistic bloodshot eyes. She soon takes her nerf musket and puts it to the roof of her mouth, with it trembling in her hands. Before then after Coco opens the door with her board game that they usually play with at the end of every deel and says “Hoi Mymy” before a loud gunshot is heard as the screen cuts to black with what you’d presume to be coco screaming. But it didn’t sound voice acted, it sounded like an actual scream of terror like somebody just witnessed another person being murdered. The screen then fades back in as you can see Mymy talking with coco, as if everything was normal, but Mymy was visibly missing half her head with a visible exit wound. After they conversate which weirdly was in this backwards dutch, they both look to the camera, and Coco’s eyes started to bleed immensely and we were then taken back to the title screen with the “test” card. I could only presume that was the ending of deel 1, as deel 2 began. We see Mymy and Coco talking with each other in school with Vera the teacher drinking her classic alcoholic drink from the classic big green bottle with the classic bees on it in her classic mug with her classic purple hair and classic sweater, classic. Soon Mymy was called up to do a presentation. I thought they were done doing presentations in the first episode but i guess this might be for a different subject, Mymy as she was walking up the environment of the classroom started to look strange, like the paint was peeling off the walls, and everybody looked sick. When the camera finally shows her infront of the class Mymy begins to cry again. But THEN the classmates started to cry with her as multiple mymy’s began to crawl out of the classmates as they all had hyper-realistic bloodshot eyes. Stare at Mymy crying, the only people who weren’t like this were Maya and Coco. Under all this immense pressure Mymy took out a gun and killed her clones, at this point I didn’t know what I am even viewing this never happened this was never part for the course of anyhting studio massa had made up until this point I begin to question happened to all of the silly jokes or references to dutch culture like the classic maps in the back of the classroom. Or even using dutch Microsoft Word to complete a geshidineis presentatie. I couldn’t take much more of this and I shut off my computer, but not before moving the files to a usb stick and smashing the stick into billions of little pieces, I advise others to do the same if you have been given this file.
A few days afterwards, Massa was doing another stream and I asked him about what that was all about with the fucked up deel. I asked him “Why do ya gotta do a nigga like this, with an episode like this?” Massa soon responded like. “What? What? Are you on about, have you taken your meds today? I don’t know what you’re talking about.” I insist to looking at our Dms where most of the time before we’d talk about the plot of ongezellig and how much I loved his work, but the file wasn't there. Massa soon after blocked which wasn’t like him, I felt pretty bad. Then I get a text from my BITCH ex-girlfriend, I was hoping it was her pastrami mud flaps on camera but it was instead her rotting corpse with hyper-realistic blood, and in the corner was mimi, her eyes glowing red. It was something of nightmares out of a creepypasta, maybe something that would be read by MrCreepypasta. Even /co/ losers wouldn’t dream of thinking something of this magnitude up. I look at the massa discord server and realize that ALL of the profiles became Mymy profiles my head started to spin. I hear knocking outside my door I yell “OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT?” It soon becomes pounding as I hear a female screaming in dutch. I start to scramble for the kitchen to grab something to defend myself before running back to my room. I tell you not to download this video if it is sent you, I will never trust Studio Mas-
They're all pretty rapeable 1
honestly, they're all pretty rapable. just in different ways.
maya's so unfit that you could literally just push her over and have your way with her, but i imagine she'd also be pretty easy to coerce. she might actually consider getting raped to be a victory of sorts. in her mind it means that she was desireable enough to be worth raping. placing so much of her self esteem in the fact that someone raped her would 100% have some bad effects on her mental health in the long run though. although, the rape might be a good catalyst for maya becoming closer to her sisters. no chance they'd just leave her to wallow in misery after something like that happens. so maya getting raped might actually help her mental health. indirectly of course.
coco would obviously be much harder to physically overpower, but i imagine she'd be the most susceptible to coercion. just make vague threats about her family and she'll do whatever you want; tears in her eyes, but wearing a brave face. coco's also probably the one that getting raped would have the least lasting effects on. she's not just strong physically, but mentally too. and besides, she's been through worse. she'll be fine, eventually.
mymy would definitely be the hardest to rape. i don't imagine she'd be easy to coerce, and she's not exactly a pushover physically, although doing it by force wouldn't be impossible. your best bet to rape her would probably be to threaten her with a weapon. if your goal in raping someone is just easy sex then mymy isn't a good choice. but if your goal is to destroy someone mentally then mymy's your girl. her pride would turn into shame so quickly. she'd see herself as tainted, and no longer fit for the high aspirations she set for herself. she might even become depressed enough to drop the dutch act. what's the point in trying to appear as a proper dutchwoman when she doesn't feel like a proper anything at that point. she might eventually be okay, but she'd never truly be the same again.
They're all pretty rapeable 2
maya is for drugging. not even drugging as in "forcing drugs into her system" just drugging as in "offering her some free drugs". optimally you'd get her high enough that she doesn't even realise she's being raped. if you're lucky, she might not even realise it after the fact either. so when she comes back to you for a second hit, you can have a second hit of her.
mymy is for overpowering and forcing yourself on. and by overpowering, i don't mean brutalizing. you should be firm, but gentle. and take it slow. let it really sink into her mind what's about to happen to her, and that there's nothing she can do to stop it. she might even beg for you to not rape her. novel for someone as prideful as her. not that she'd be prideful for much longer. getting raped would turn all that pride into shame so quickly.
coco is for coercion by threatening those close to her. ordinary blackmail wouldn't work on her since there isn't anything about her that she's desperate to keep secret. but if you threaten the people she cares about, she'll do anything. she'll just willingly let herself get raped for as long as you want. the interval between rape sessions would probably a week. just frequent enough that it always feels like her next scheduled rape session is right around the corner, but not so frequent that she gets used to it. she'll spend every waking moment dreading her next encounter with you. but she'll always keep herself going by reminding herself why she's putting up with this. if you eventually grow bored of her, you could, after raping her one last time, tell her that you never had the capability to harm her family in the first place, and that letting herself get raped served was all for nothing.
Seething /co/omer
Well, if it isn't another pathetic attempt at a zarty raid! Invading a thread full of things they don't like and wondering why they're upset!
You know, if you wanted to let us know that female genitalia (fictional ones at that) make you wet your soidiapers, you could've just told us right?
Anyway, here's some more boobs, I know that's what you're here for anyway since you polled it on your dead site yourself.
Enjoy and no need to thank me. Just try not to have your similarly prententious friends find out and hunt you like they already have some of your close past friends =3
Satan larps as Mymy in OP's dream to convince xim to ACK
I'm a hardcore ongezellig fan, so many times I would even try to escape reality with lucid dreaming, I would be with all the other sisters where I would often play with Maya in her room and help Coco with technology, but one day as I was talking to Mymy, we went to her room for a private talk. She immediately said, "You know you could live with us forever.." I gave her a confused look and she continued, "We understand that you live on earth and you REALLY wish to live here". I then said "How..How did you know?" She then giggled and said "Because we've been watching you, silly!"
This was a dream come true and I almost cried right there. She then said, "I talked with my parents and they agreed that you would be really fun to be around, you just have to do.. one thing" She then held my hand and looked deep into my eyes and said "…You have to kill yourself for the transfer to work correctly." I then gave her some questions, "How long do I have before the deal expires?" She then said "Dad said 3 months.." I added by saying "What's the most painless way?…" She giggled again, "Suicide will require pain buuut…if you want it quick…Get a gun and a nice shot to the head works.
I then agreed and she gave me a kiss on the forehead, "I know this will be tough but once it's over and done, you'll get to live here!" I then woke up and this was last week and i purchased a gun, I might actually kill myself because that dream just felt too real to be a fake and my life isn't doing so grand.
About Maya
Maya's pits
zellig bros… i literally CANNOT stop thinking about maya's armpits. imagine. all those times she pulled an all nighter, all those times she used the same sweater without even caring, all those times she used the same shirt and smelled the stank but just wore it again because shes just so lazy… just, imagine that crusty armpit dried sweat, she stinks, but she stinks good. HHHHNNNNGGGGGGGGGG!!!1!1!
About Mymy
Mymy's DFC
fuck this shit, Mymy's delicious flat chest is better than this cowslop
Like a sunflower
How exposed Mymy is! Like a bright orange sunflower begging for water! Oh, to impose myself onto her...
That red Niggerwiggle on top of her head
note: This is transcribed from a youtube video of the 'pasta. (You) WILL find the original post in archives.
I love Mymy so much. I love Coco and Maya too, but Mymy is so special to me. My dick always twitches when I see a Mymy image on soyjaks.sharty not lying. I feel something for that orange cutie with a red niggerwiggle on top of her head or on top of her chest almost on the bottom of her neck or whatever that clothing is called I don't leave my home except school I don't. No, she is so cute. I want to pat her head her haircut is so cute. Chuds I fell in love with xer, also xer racism drives me on. I want to have kids with her, I am blushing chuds.
About Coco
Kanye West and Coco (((representation)))
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS, of everything thats been on this site with my constant browsing of the kanye west tag I never saw this coming. W ongezelling representation tho