Agugu (hater's perspective)

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Agugu was a failed attempt at creating a gem. It's an edited image of Mymy from Ongezellig with a distorted face. It is also considered the female version of a caca.

Many soyteens seethed at xher existence. And accused her of being nu' Lita. Pedophiles have created 'p of Agugu on their booru which I will not name, and will obviously not cite. Agugu has been subject for multiple soyscholars to dissect the ethics around her posting, it is argued that 'gugu isn't necessarily a source of pedobait, and xhe can be posted as le funny cute mascot used for it's comedic iconicness or whatever. Regardless, others argue that Agugu is a self insert by pedo trannies with an age regression or diaper fetishes and also symbolizes the kind of children xhey want to groom. Journos say that complaining about agugu is hypocritical because 'caca has a very similar use and never had pedos post him (even doe gay pedophiles are extremely common). Nonetheless, some complain that even with pedos aside, agugu still sucks cause xhe is moeslop that represents discord or xitter tier humor.

Zooru Controversy

Doctor Fauci has confirmed this is what agugucuck looks like.

All was going good and well in Agarthy until one days the jews opened a portal to niggerhell and released a monster. While Agugu was sleeping in her crib to grow big and strong to kill many niggers, this creature stole the agugu name on the Zooru. This poster stains the good name of Agugu as he is a pedophile, suspected to be MegaMymy, a known zelligpedo from the Schlog who posted on the Zarty before being banned. He has slithered himself back from niggerhell onto the zooru where he reposts Agugu images from the Zarty. Soyentists are concerned that this pedophile is constantly lurking the Zarty since he is usually swift with reposting. Apart from posting Agugu, he likes to post porn, goonbait and yuri on the Zooru, some of it being deleted. His vantablack posts and comment in the replies on the Zooru have caused Zaryans wanting him to be banned from the Zooru, especially since it is likely he is the known zelligpedo MegaMymy. However, Zute, the owner of the Zooru refuses to because ... uh ... ??? The poster has gained the nickname agugucuck. Out of fear that agugucuck would be spread his pedobrim to the ziki, a Zaryan claimed the Agugu name here to protect it. The future of agugucuck is unknown, will he be banned? will he be the coal that kills the Zooru? No one knows.

Agulee

One notable Agugu hater is the poster known as Agulee. He despises Agugu and leaks at any mention of it causing a long back and forth about the status of Agugu as either gem or coal. Albeit, all of his arguments can easily be refuted by the fact he is a tranny from njs and that his hatred for Agugu comes from the fact he will never be a cute Dvtch girl like Agugu is, or however he hates her out of spite. He is known for neglecting Soy and Zarty etiquette by constantly using reddit spacing in his posts, albeit this posting style is reserved for when he leaks his axewound all over the log (I hope, otherwise it is really pathetic to only post your axewound leaking everywhere, but maybe the hrt has already rotten his brain of zoiets). The frequency and intensity of his dilating sessions have led to Zaryans to calling him Agulee in reference to Lee Goldson, some even Agulee bait by including references to Agugu in their posts and in replies to threads to spark a seething reaction.

Other Incidents

how many are out in the wild? (You) VVILL look for them.

On June 13th, 2024, someone posted sexual AI art of Agugu, depicting the toddler only in underwear with a folded sweater which almost uncovered her nipples. The user was quickly permanently banned for “pedophilic imagery.” On September 14th of the same year, an outbreak occurred during a sharty raid on 4cucks. A relatively innocent-looking thread appeared on the /g/ board, with OP posing a question about choosing an OS for his small business. This Agugu accompanied unrelated, NAZ clipart in order to better blend into the attached picrel. Uninitiated and uninformed ‘cux browsers didn’t suspect anything abnormal and gave genuine replies, while a possible raiding ‘teen recognized it and seethed about it in a reply. The thread suffered a sudden and fiery derailment when another Agugu was posted and its' presence was made known.[1] This is the first confirmed instance on the 'ki of such behavior exhibited by Agugu or xheir variants. do (You) have any other relevant, 'chived incidents like this?