'ZELLIG SOVLS

Game

'Zellig Sovls is a skill-based souls-like grindless simulator zarty saving glistening shining gemeraldy hopeful secret-hiding mindbreaking 'roon-eradicating xitter-destroying /co/-annihilating 'zelligfull slow-burn spine-tingling bone-chilling boss fighting game! Defeat enemies and get strong enough to reach Hyperborea and enact TND! Can you survive or get BTFO'd?

'ZELLIG SOVLS is a ROBLOX game that released on July 21st 2024, created by (namefag no one cares about). It is a boss fighting/simulator game where you mow grass, kill enemies, upgrade your character and get new weapons. Collecting Sovls from enemies allows you to upgrade your stats and become an unstoppable nigger-killing machine, and you can buy weapons with the grass you collect (because, it's the currency because it just is, okay?) The goal of the game is to level up enough to reach Hyperborea, and to enact Total Nigger Death and total /co/ death. The game is very hard, requiring the use of the sliding mechanic to dodge attacks and knowledge of ROBLOX controls.

Enemies

Enemies appear during the mowing phase, they spawn out of the red grass and occasionaly in raids.

-Neutralplier

This fucker is useless and a nuisance to society. All he does is stare at you and make degenerate comments. Has 1 health, because he is a fragile and a crybaby.

Killing him awards you 1+math.floor(Level/3) XP and 1 Sovl, despite him being Sovlless in nature.

Attacks

• ?

Strategy

Can't attack, dies in 1 hit, no strategy needed. Just don't let your hits gets soaked by him if you're going after other 'jaks.

Dialogues (spawn)

• "Hi";
• "gugu gaga";
• "I have 0 friends currently";
• "I don't think I can do this anymore";
• "How do I fix eyebags?";
• "Am I weird for finding some guys attractive?";
• "I have severe bronchitis and I’m coughing my lungs out";
• "I might stop 'ooning soon";
• "Someone cheer me up plz";
• "Yep, issa PLIERGOD win";
• "I hate this world";
• "Nothing is gonna be ok is it";
• "sage";
• "I haven't showered in a year";
• "I hate everything";
• "I am a racist.";
• "I used to post /pol/ bait here during summer";
• "How many girls have you guys kissed?";
• "I just rizzed a sisa in the gyatt so hard so she glizzed out of her skibidi";
• "Your father left you for a reason";
• "You have nothing";
• "Zelligsissies what is this?";
• "God I want Mymy so bad"

Dialogues (death)

• "NOOO YOU CANT KILL ME";
• "owwww oww";
• "MY TWP HURTS NOW";
• "MOOOOODS";
• "'blox is truly coal..."

-Chud

This chuddy here wields an ak47 and wants to shoot anyone who disagrees with him (aryan mindset). Has 1 health.

Killing him awards you 2+math.floor(Level/2) XP and 1 Sovl.

Attacks

• Shoots 10 bullets each doing 30 damage.
• Sometimes does a salute after shooting.

Strategy

Slide through all his bullets and hit him. You can also strafe around him if you're far enough.

-Cobson

HWABAG

Killing him awards you 2+math.floor(Level/2)) XP and 2 Sovls. Has 1000 health.

Attacks

• Does a huge bibisi punch dealing 75 damage, stunning and flinging anyone in it's way.

Strategy

Dodge his punch and run after him before he can hit you again. Always be wary of him in raids, he can stun you and allow you to get obliterated, so run around and kill him first or something.

-Feraljak

Is extremely pissed that you're not excited for following the World Economic Forum rules and will eat you (and bugs).

Killing him awards you 2+math.floor(Level/2)) XP and 1 Sovl. Has 300 health.

Attacks

• When you go nearby him, after 1 second he dashes towards you and slashes 16 times, each dealing 5 damage.

Strategy

Dodge his barrage and hit him, or kill him instantly if your weapon is good enough. You can alternatively jump on his head to negate some damage (you can't outrun him).

Dialogues (spawn)

• "You VILL wear your mask!";
• "You VILL eat ze bugs!";
• "You VILL live in the pod!";
• "You VILL socially distance!";
• "You VILL give up your privacy and freedom!";
• "You VILL own nothing!";
• "You VILL embrace the great reset!";
• "You VILL give up everything you own!";
• "You VILL not question our science!";
• "YOU'RE NOT EVEN WEARING YOUR MASK";

Dialogues (death)

• "JUST YOU WAIT FOR THE NEW WORLD ORDER";
• "You VILL be happy."

Bosses

Bosses appear after the mowing phase, or in special areas. They are designed to fucking annihilate you. You should know by now how to slide through attacks.