'ZELLIG SOVLS

Game

'Zellig Sovls is a skill-based souls-like grindless simulator zarty saving glistening shining gemeraldy hopeful secret-hiding mindbreaking 'roon-eradicating xitter-destroying /co/-annihilating 'zelligfull slow-burn spine-tingling bone-chilling boss fighting game! Defeat enemies and get strong enough to reach Hyperborea and enact TND! Can you survive or get BTFO'd?

'ZELLIG SOVLS is a ROBLOX game that released on July 21st 2024, created by (namefag no one cares about). It is a boss fighting/simulator game where you mow grass, kill enemies, upgrade your character and get new weapons. Collecting Sovls from enemies allows you to upgrade your stats and become an unstoppable nigger-killing machine, and you can buy weapons with the grass you collect (because.... it's the currency because it just is, okay?) The goal of the game is to level up enough to reach Hyperborea, and to enact Total Nigger Death and total /co/ death. The game is very hard, requiring the use of the sliding mechanic to dodge attacks and knowledge of ROBLOX controls.

Enemies

Enemies appear during the mowing phase, they spawn out of the red grass and occasionaly in raids.

-Neutralplier

This fucker is useless and a nuisance to society. All he does is stare at you and make degenerate comments. Has 1 health, because he is fragile and a crybaby.

Killing him awards you 1+math.floor(Level/3) XP and 1 Sovl, despite him being Sovlless in nature.

Attacks

• ?

Strategy

Can't attack, dies in 1 hit, no strategy needed. Just don't let your hits gets soaked by him if you're going after other 'jaks.

Dialogues (spawn)

• "Hi";
• "gugu gaga";
• "I have 0 friends currently";
• "I don't think I can do this anymore";
• "How do I fix eyebags?";
• "Am I weird for finding some guys attractive?";
• "I have severe bronchitis and I’m coughing my lungs out";
• "I might stop 'ooning soon";
• "Someone cheer me up plz";
• "Yep, issa PLIERGOD win";
• "I hate this world";
• "Nothing is gonna be ok is it";
• "sage";
• "I haven't showered in a year";
• "I hate everything";
• "I am a racist.";
• "I used to post /pol/ bait here during summer";
• "How many girls have you guys kissed?";
• "I just rizzed a sisa in the gyatt so hard so she glizzed out of her skibidi";
• "Your father left you for a reason";
• "You have nothing";
• "Zelligsissies what is this?";
• "God I want Mymy so bad"

Dialogues (death)

• "NOOO YOU CANT KILL ME";
• "owwww oww";
• "MY TWP HURTS NOW";
• "MOOOOODS";
• "'blox is truly coal..."

-Chud

This chuddy here wields an AK-47 and wants to shoot anyone who disagrees with him (aryan mindset). Has 1 health.

Killing him awards you 2+math.floor(Level/2) XP and 1 Sovl.

Attacks

• Shoots 10 bullets each doing 30 damage.
• Sometimes does a salute after shooting.

Strategy

Slide through all his bullets and hit him. You can also strafe around him if you're far enough.

-Cobson

HWABAG

Killing him awards you 2+math.floor(Level/2)) XP and 2 Sovls. Has 1000 health.

Attacks

• Does a huge bibisi punch dealing 75 damage, stunning and flinging anyone in his way.

Strategy

Dodge his punch and run after him before he can hit you again. Always be wary of him during raids, since he could stun you and allow you to get obliterated, so run around and kill him first or something.

-Feraljak

Is extremely pissed that you're not excited for following the World Economic Forum rules and will eat you (and the bugs).

Killing him awards you 2+math.floor(Level/2)) XP and 1 Sovl. Has 300 health.

Attacks

• When you go near him, he'll charge for 1 second and then dash towards you, slashing you 16 times, each slash dealing 5 damage.

Strategy

Dodge his barrage and hit him, or kill him instantly if your weapon is good enough. You can alternatively jump on his head to negate some damage (you can't outrun him).

Dialogues (spawn)

• "You VILL wear your mask!";
• "You VILL eat ze bugs!";
• "You VILL live in the pod!";
• "You VILL socially distance!";
• "You VILL give up your privacy and freedom!";
• "You VILL own nothing!";
• "You VILL embrace the great reset!";
• "You VILL give up everything you own!";
• "You VILL not question our science!";
• "YOU'RE NOT EVEN WEARING YOUR MASK";

Dialogues (death)

• "JUST YOU WAIT FOR THE NEW WORLD ORDER";
• "You VILL be happy."

Bosses

Bosses appear after the mowing phase, or in special areas. They are designed to fucking annihilate you, and some require an upgraded sprint. You should know by now how to slide through attacks.

During the boss phase, you get a set amount of lives (shared between other players) and time. If you run out of either, you lose.

Some bosses require the server level average to be over an amount, which is based on everyone's level.

-Maya

Oh what a troubled girl, only wishing to be completely isolated and left to her own devices. Completely devoid of any self-worth or any sliver of empathy for anyone, she is a broken girl. She does want to get out of this state, but only relies on others for that. "Loneliness is an extrovert conspiracy."

The first boss and the easiest one, designed to teach you how to slide through attacks.

She has 5000+(1000*players) health, and you get 3+(2*players) lives and 200 seconds to beat her.

Killing her awards you 50 XP and 50 Sovls.

Attacks (and behavior)

Periodically spawns stink zones spheres that activate and go in a random direction, doing 5 damage per tick to anyone in it.

-Walks to a random person. Will start running after a second. If anyone gets too close too her while walking, she will do the following attacks:

• Breaks down (and starts crying like the faggot troon she is) and spawns a big lingering bibisi pillar, dealing 20 damage per tick. Will run at a random player at high speed after.
• Will kick if she runs into a player, dealing 90 damage and flinging you back.

• Pushes you with a small kick dealing 50 damage after the kick if anyone is close to her.

-After a while, teleports to a random player and does the small kick. Walks slowly to the middle vnbothered, followed by:

• Pulls out her bow and spams arrows at everyone, each dealing 40 damage. Does 4 barrages and a final big one.
• Spawns running holographic clones of herself to kick each player (what the actual fuck?? marge?). Goes back to walking to restart the cycle.

Strategy

If she starts walking towards you or breaks down, charge up your slide and run away. Hit her when you can and walk around the small kick. It should be obvious when you should run.

For the bow phase (which she usually doesn't live long enough for), jump and strafe around her to dodge the arrows, save your slide for the clones.

-Coco

Very caring and naive, but may be an act due to her traumatic past. The loss of her most important ones makes her treasure the people around her, wishing it wouldn't happen again. Don't push her limit however, as that may break the facade. "But Maya, we really want to work together with you!"

The second boss, with a major difficulty spike. Your sprint should be atleast at 30/s if you want to live.

For her to spawn, the server level average needs to be 5 or higher.

She has 10000+(2500*players) health, and you get 2+(3*players) lives and 200 seconds to beat her.

Killing her awards you 150 XP and 100 Sovls.

Attacks (and behavior)

-Starts running to the closest player. When she gets close, she does either 2 of these attacks:

• Dashes away then does an uppercut followed by 10 hits each dealing 5 damage. The last hit sends you upwards, insta-killing you.
• Does a jump kick followed by 10 hits each dealing 10 damage. Each hit stuns you.

-After that, she does 5 delayed punches (as long as you're close to her) each dealing 30 damage and stunning you. Once she's done, the attack which wasn't chosen at the start will cycle, followed by:

• Dashes far away and marks a random player. Spawns a light pillar at each player that spawns 24 projectiles in a circle pattern, each dealing 30 damage.
• Runs at the marked player. If they aren't sliding. she'll grab them and instakill everyone in the immediate area. She will slip and fall if the player is sliding.

-If her health is above 50%, then:

• Runs to the middle and starts throwing paper balls at the nearest player. Each ball does 75 damage and breaks the law of physics, making one appear for every player and quickly coming back at them, dealing 25 damage.
• Repeats the attack cycle.

-If her health is below 50%, then:

• Runs to the middle and starts spinning, doing crazy dark jewish magic bullet hell shit, spawning 4 pillars that spin around clockwise, shooting projectiles at the middle, each dealing 40 damage. There is also a spinning border that does 500 damage, which will literally make you ACK.
• Coco spins in a circle shooting 24 projectiles in the same manner as previously mentioned. After 20 seconds she'll get dizzy, giving you a chance to attack. Later dashes far away to repeat the attack cycle.

Strategy

>Oh boy, where do I start. soyak.png

The melee stuff is more confusing to dodge in multiplayer, so let 1 person bait her unless you're a goated aryan sigma chud.

Slide through whatever she does first, then hit her during the punches. Run away after the 3rd-4th punch to avoid getting hit by her next attack.

Once the pillars spawn, get as far away from them as possible. Watch for whoever gets marked. You can usually slide through the projectiles and make her slip if you're close to her.

During the paper ball phase, jumping and strafing around her usually doesn't hit you. Run and jump around the place to dodge the fast balls.

You can entirely skip the spin phase if you let her health get close to 50% during the paper balls and manage to kill her, but if not...

Keep running in a circle counterclockwise and slide if she gets close to you, and walk around the red projectiles. Dodge the final pillars and the fight is probably over.

-Mymy

The most chaotic one, wanting to get authority and power over all by any means. Would even enact T[ ]D to get rid of all evil in her world. "I'll commit a... schoolocaust, unless I become class representative!"

>You filthy sodomite

The third boss, arguibly easier than Coco, most likely because of the amount of lives you get. You should have a decent ranged weapon to use by now.

For her to spawn, the server level average needs to be 10 or higher.

She has 20000+(5000*players) health, and you get 10+(4*players) lives and 305 seconds to beat her.

Killing her awards you 350 XP and 175 Sovls.

Attacks (and behavior)

Mymy will cycle through 3 phases. After every phase she'll jump and commence the next phase (thunder>ranged>melee).

After every phase, she jumps and floats above the closest player for around 2 or 3 seconds. She'll crash down and create an explosion, followed by 20 hits each dealing 5 damage, with an expanding ring that deals 25 damage.

• At the start of the thunder phase, Mymy will flip to a random location then slam towards the nearest player with 2 hits each dealing 150 damage.
• A line pattern of 4 thunderbolts spinning counterclockwise (ϟϟ) that deals 100 damage appears. In the middle of the phase, 6 thunderbolts will spawn and follow each player.
• During this attack, she'll start walking towards the closest player. Upon reaching them, she'll inflict 150 damage and pause for a bit. Will stop walking if a different player starts to be the closest.

During the ranged phase, Mymy can do 3 things:

• If a player is close to her, she does an explosion similar to the one after the jump. She will then do either the 2 following: (will do the barrage regardless of player proximity)

• If a player is far away from her, mymy does a barrage with her gun at the nearest player with 25 shots that do 30 damage.

• Randomly does the previosly mentioned flip.

During the melee phase, Mymy can do 3 things:

• Jumps at the nearest player with a forward slam that does 150 damage.
• Spins at the nearest player then kicks to the side dealing 150 damage.
• Does the previously mentioned flip.

After every phase change, if Mymy is below 50% health, she starts the 'borea phase. This can only happen once.

• A sonnenrad will come down that spins counterclockwise and deals 75 damage per tick. It lasts 20 seconds.
• Mymy will shoot at random players repeatedly, leaving a lingering square that deals 50 damage.

Strategy

For free hits, slide when her backflip is about to land. You can also slide through the landing explosion. Make sure to get hits after every phase, as she has a moment of downtime.

For the thunder phase, you can get some hits in at the beginning if the pattern is in a good position. Make sure you run when the targetted bolts start spawning (after 3 explosions) and run counterclockwise.

For the ranged phase, go next to her and slide through the explosion and you'll be safe. Remember that she'll do the explosion after flips and after barrages if you're close to her. The barrage doesn't kill you if you're right next to her.

For the melee phase, just don't bother lol it's almost undodgeable o algo

For the chudwheel, run around counterclockwise to not get 'borea'd and jump just when the cross marker turns black, you will jump over the square this way. Look up at the beginning so you don't get ACKed

-Rapeson

shhhh....

DEEL Ϫ IS REAL

DO NOT RQSEARCH DO NOT RQSEARCH

Spawn method

There is a specific way to make him appear. After typing "hwnbag" in the chat, one of the spades from the spaded fence will drop. Search for the missing spade and touch it to get Spaded.

Now, you'll have to get a Cobson to spawn. Careful, because being Spaded makes you die to anything instantly. Touch a Cobson while Spaded to enable BBC Rape Mode.

The next boss spawn will now be different.

Attacks (and behavior)

• Rapes and kills everyone.
• Rips every player's insides out.
• Takes you to his basement

Strategy

Pray to whatever god you believe in. Throw in a few demons too for good measure.

also, Sacrifice Belgian children to Mymy.

Jokes aside, this is not a boss, it's an experience.

Megabosses

Found in special areas + have 2 phases

W.I.P.

Weapons

CQMING SQQN

Secret Weapons

There are weapons which aren't visible in the shop, but can be searched through the search bar.

Body Pillows

Unlocking these is a little complicated, but here's a guide:

First, you have to have a deep knowledge of Ongezellig lore. Watch Ongezellig enough to be able to recall every single dialogue and imagine every single frame to perfection. Next, you have to close off all relations with the outside, Your mind only has to focus on Ongezellig only. Let it be the only thing you think about. Next, you fall in love romantically with the characters, imagining yourself in scenarios with them. You will live full of hatred towards real woman and how none of them approach you or show interest, and you will use Ongezellig as escapism. As the final straw, you will construct a makeshift bodypillow, eventually purchasing a proper one, crying yourself to sleep every night while holding it tight. Finally, type "dakimakura" in the weapon shop search bar. After this, you can use the Bodypillows as weapons ingame. They deal 288 damage with medium swingspeed, making it have the dps of the Cyberpunk Axe.