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Reddit is a rulecucked leftist tranny shithole where virtually all of the soyboys reside and where they engage in internet faggotry, farming internet points and asking their fellow kind stranger how to get a lifetime supply of HRT. It wouldn't be of much interest to Zaryans if it weren't for the fact that it hosts a number of subreddits about our favourite dutch gem, with disastrous consequences.

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Notable subreddits

r/zellig

Originally created on February 12th 2024 by a Zaryan (in the loose sense of the word) going by the name of Pablo. He announced its creation on /qa/ on the same day, after being disappointed by the posts on an already existing subreddit called "r/soyzellig".

>Oh nonononono Zaryans are we redditors? GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG

It kept being SNCA for quite some months, but at least with a strictly Zaryan userbase. Many others were opposed to it, because who the actual fuck would want to use Reddit? And also because it could possibly attract total redditors to the show and ruin it in the process. Pablo hired another janny during his reign: Hoxxitran, a faggot with 150.000 karma. The problems started when Pablo got xhis plebbit account ACKed and lost ownership of the subreddit, giving full powers to the other janny, who, surprisingly, didn't immediately turn the subreddit into an off-siter paradise. Pablo was nowhere to be seen and with the subreddit in the hands of a literal who, Zaryans feared that this would finally be the coal that will destroy the Zarty. They were partly right. In the following months, the subreddit reached 1.3k members, hired R_Terra as a janny and started to repress the zaryan culture. Currently it hosts a number of daily posts about iron art from off-siters, redditors trying to force lesbianism upon the 'zellig cast and overall typical normie behaviour, such as thinking that gatekeeping is bad or that Zaryans should be diluted in favour of the actual community (evendoe we are the actual community, geg! Nutrannies right?). It is advised to not post on the subreddit, since it's also communicating with the other, more hostile, subreddits, as shown by the raid done on r/ongezellig in the now deleted /raid/ board, where a bunch of zaryans got 'nished back to back on every subreddit related to Ongezellig.

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r/ongezellig_irl

Created on March 6th 2024 by the infamous Luzeru, the seething gypsy redditor who made a whole video about why the "Sharty" was responsible for 'zellig's discontinuation, it was meant to act as an opposition to the "Zaryans' subreddit". The subreddit kept getting raided almost every day, and never got any traction at all, currently sitting at just under 300 members. This, along with Zaryans gemming up his comment sections and making fun of him, led to Luzeru to unlist his Youtube channel and give up ownership to another individual, known as "Led_Plous". Not much is known about xhim, if not for the fact that he's an actual tranny and has a whole 'cord circle that helps xher manage the two subreddits xhe owns. Yes, two.

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r/ongezellig

Originally created to discuss "asocial dutch people" over 10 years ago, it got quickly colonized by Zaryans around 2023. This led to the owner locking the entire subreddit and going inactive. The subreddit sat around a thousand members for almost all of 2024, until a redditor going by the name of LukXD99, successfully managed to get ownership of the subreddit, by sending an inactivity appeal to Reddit. Zaryans quickly got in to ruin yet another attempt, and with the help of the Shemmy, raided the 'log for a good 40 minutes. This led to the addition of an "anti soywoajak rule", marking this as another hostile community. LukXD99 later gave co-ownership to the previously mentioned Led_Plous, probably because they're friends on discord and goon to 'p together. Another raid was attempted on August 15th 2024, successfully spamming the 'log for around 30 minutes. The major discovery that this raid brought, was exposing r/zellig as being against Zaryans. This was made apparent when the brave users who conducted the operation got banned on every single 'zellig related subreddit, with the bans just being seconds apart from each other, even if they never actually posted on said subs. Currently the subreddit hosts a very pronounced anti-Zaryan sentiment, and sits at just around 1.6k members (so just 600 since the previous 1k were all inactives). It is advised to destroy this niggerhole as soon as possible.

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Trivia

If you use any of these subreddits unironically, you should take a gun, point it to the roof of your mouth and pull the trigger. In a game, of course.