Ongezellig

Ongezellig is a Dutch web-series created by Studio Massa. It is one episode divided into six deels (parts) with the first part being uploaded on July 20th, 2018 and the last part being uploaded on October 9th, 2022, A number of artwork has also been released, totaling a number of 67, the first artwork was released 2019-09 (ISO) and the last on 2024-01 (also the only video artwork). You can find a copy of all the artwork here.

This web-series has spawned a dedicated community, the Zaryans. The Zaryans are spread across a dedicated imageboard, the Zarty, and multiple offsite communities on websites such as 'sharty, 4chan, Twitter and der cord. Additionally, this show also spawned the ZelligWiki.

Characters

Main characters

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Maya, Main character (Robin Barten)

Mymy, Sister (Joyce Ter Stege).

Coco, Sister (Merel Does).

Vera, Teacher (Kayleigh Luyks).

Notable background characters

Kiki, Mymy’s friend and wannabe pirate.

Cleo, Coco's slave and token nigger.

Synopsis

Ongezellig is focused on three sisters, making their presentation for their history class. After failing their presentations for various reasons, their history teacher, Vera, lets them until friday 5pm to complete their presentations. However, Mymy's real excuses (AIDS) makes Vera push the date to the current day.

Deels

Deel 1

The deel opens with a tentacle rape tranime, where a squid fucks some girl. We can also see Maya enjoying the moment furiously masturbating. However, right before the squid gets to it, Coco opens the light. Scared, Maya quickly closes the 34 tabs of hentai on her browser. Coco asks about what Maya was doing, and after an awkward conversation between the two, Coco gets to the point: that she needs help with her computer for the history presentation due tomorrow. She also asks if her and Maya could work together. But Maya, instead of accepting, tried to run away from her room. But before the bitch could go far enough, the tape supposed to keep Coco out gets in her way. She then starts to reflect about her failing in just about everything until Mymy captures her. After Maya said something quite risqué and Mymy devoiled her 157gb presentation, the scene cuts to Coco, who after tampering with Maya's computer, recovers the 34 tabs of Maya's tentacle hentai.

Deel 2

The story cuts to school, where Mymy finished her presentation, which was just genocidal schizo rambling on why she should rule over the 1st graders (the untermensch) and Jews. The history teacher, Vera, tells her that she'll have to restart her presentation. Furious, Mymy pulls out her gun and attempts to commit a schoolocaust. However, Vera caves Mymy's skull in with a glass bottle, preventing her to start a school shooting (see /v/ to know what would happen otherwise). After Mymy crawls back to her place like the grub she is, Vera calls the next student to present, which happens to be Maya. However, Maya did not do her presentation because she was too busy jerking off to tentacle hentai, so Vera tells her she'll have to talk to her after class about a makeup. After that, Vera calls upon the next person on the list, Coco. Coco's presentation was about “mollusc love in ancient Japan”. After talking a little bit, Coco promptly starts an animated film about the subject, which was Maya's squid rape hentai from the beginning of Deel 1. The scene then cuts to Vera's office, with the three sisters in it. Coco being the dumbass that she is, asks what she did wrong.

Deel 3

The third part begins with the three sisters sitting in the teacher's office. Coco unironically doesn't understand what is happening now (who would've thought though), while Mymy, Maya and Vera look at her innocent face with shock. Vera becomes a ultra-racist troll and baiting them through that they're mongols. Although, Coco, as always in own repertoire, misunderstood the teacher and begun to explain from what kind of the forgotten by everyone countries they are. She hererself is from South Africa, Maya — from Belgium (Corrected to be Brabant, Netherlands), and Mymy is from Jap... Japsterdam, aka Utopia you know. Next comes Vera's teasing for Mymy, which ends with the last one forcing them to make a presentation by Friday Thursday Wednesday Tuesday today, because Mymy got the AIDS after BWC rape therapy. Then Maya due to not taking her meds starts having a schizophrenic episode where she isn't a pathetic loser, but realizing this comes only with Coco's message. In that Coco offers Maya to see the sun's rays and touch the grass, but Maya refuses this as she is already with friends, which got spawned by her own interaction with "grass".

Deel 4

The deel starts with Coco biding goodbye to her friends before starting to work on her history presentation. The camera cuts to Maya who only wrote 3 words on a new Microsoft Word document when Coco surprises her from the back to ask her a question. Maya, after hearing Coco's simple request, entered an anxious state in which she thought Coco would ask her where she sits at lunch, who are her friends and why does her bed creak at night. Maya then snaps back to reality and says she has Parkinson's disease as an explaination of the latter question she suspected Coco would ask, when it is more probable that the creaking sounds probably come from not-so-discreet acts of self-pleasure. But as it turns out, Coco only wanted to ask Maya if she wanted to work with her and Mymy. But as they were talking, the little orange fucker known under the name "Mymy" did a health check on Maya and revealed she didn't have Parkinson's but that she was autistic.

Deel 6

Maya is about to ACK herself at the top of the school and join the 41% (even doe she isn't a perverse troon), however, her Zolpidem induced friend tells her she's cringe so she takes her meds.

Trivia

• On July 20th, 2018, Studio Massa released the first deel separate from the second one. He would later unlist the video containing the separate deel when Deel 1+2 was released on July 20th, 2019, exactly one year later. The "prototype" version of the first deel had worse audio and voice acting, a different credits scene and only offered closed captioning in English.
• The series offers subtitles in a variety of languages, like English, French, Japanese, and Romanian. Despite having done all this, Massa still hated his international fanbase for some reason.