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'''Agugu''' is a | '''Agugu''' is a shining, pure piece of Agathan topaz which came to be when an unsuspecting [[Zaryan]] had it revealed to him by divine intervention. The divine Zaryan spirit needed something to save the Zaryan race, or however billion will be born. So it would be that the Zaryan received a vision and edited a binky on the [[Mymy]]. | ||
To describe it in simple terms, it is a screencap of [[Mymy]] from deel 5 with the head/eyes enlarged and a pacifier 'shopped over the mouth. | To describe it in simple terms, it is a screencap of [[Mymy]] from deel 5 with the head/eyes enlarged and a pacifier 'shopped over the mouth. In the beginning, Zaryans themselves were highly divisive in their opinions about Agugu, some damning it to the furthest pits of [[Massadonië|niggerhell]] while others gladly indulged in Aguguposting. The main driving force behind Agugu hate is the suspicion of underlying age-regression fetishism related to the posting of Agugu (and subsequent soyquote larping, similar to how babyspeak is used with babyjaks), or other pedophilic motivations. It may also be viewed in a similar light as Soylita by 'teens. This could stem from existing stigma against 'zellig fans, thanks to SLF [[pedophilia|‘p consoomers]] who can't resist making themselves and their habits public. This is then compounded with Agugu’s complete lack of IAS characteristics and the inability to discern someone’s intentions on an anonymous imageboard ''(of zoiets)''. Due to these trvths, Agugu has been found to be an incredibly effective weapon in generating seethe from ‘teens, if you are willing to sacrifice your anonymous dignity to do so. Despite the initial associated intensely harsh feelings by many, Agugu is undoubtedly popular. After several months of 'guposting and countless artworks and tosses having been made, Agugu cemented itself as an Aryan gem to save the party. Albeit, there are some who still have a hatred for Agugu, however these "people" are snopes fact checked to be either browns or trannies, or mabye even both. | ||
The | The Agugu thread in /zellig/ currently sits at 945 replies and 427 image attachments. | ||
== History == | == History == | ||
''do (You) have a 'chived and peer-reviewed source for this thread?'' | ''do (You) have a 'chived and peer-reviewed source for this thread?'' | ||
Agugu was first posted in a /zellig/ thread discussing what Ongezellig would look like if it was made in Ohio instead of [[Netherlands|Dutcherlands]] on May 15th, 2024. The image originally just depicted Mymy with enlarged eyes, with a pacifier being subsequently added at a Zaryan’s request. The name “Agugu” originates from a thread created in /zellig/ the following day, which was an image of the edit with just the text | Agugu was first posted in a /zellig/ thread discussing what Ongezellig would look like if it was made in Ohio instead of [[Netherlands|Dutcherlands]] on May 15th, 2024. The image originally just depicted Mymy with enlarged eyes, with a pacifier being subsequently added at a Zaryan’s request. The name “Agugu” originates from a thread created in /zellig/ the following day, which was an image of the edit with just the text “Agugu”. | ||
Agugu was effectively used by an anonymous Zaryan in a /soy/ thread on the [[Soyjak.party|sharty]] to generate '''over 600 posts of subsequent soyduel''', spanning 4 pages, versus an obsessed ‘zellig-hating ‘teen.[https://archive.ph/TSnO9] Due to this incident, soyientists expressed concern that | Agugu was effectively used by an anonymous Zaryan in a /soy/ thread on the [[Soyjak.party|sharty]] to generate '''over 600 posts of subsequent soyduel''', spanning 4 pages, versus an obsessed ‘zellig-hating ‘teen.[https://archive.ph/TSnO9] Due to this incident, soyientists expressed concern that Agugu may have similar destructive capabilities to spadeson and other similar forms of brimstone. Sharty representatives successfully formed legislation against the use of Agugu in early August of 2024. A Zarty user was the first to discover this and notify fellow Zaryans. Any Zaryans caught spamming it by jannies will be BANNED from /soy/. | ||
[[File:agugu_ban.png|thumb|center|HET IS VOORBIJ FOR | |||
On October 7th, 2024 a splinter of a splinter of a website based on a subculture of another website which was a copy of a different website called [[aguguland.online]] was born. The image-board was dedicated to the posting of Agugus, from this website much of the notable agugu oc was created. [[Aguguland.online|Aguguland]] is also referred to as [[Aguguland.online|Agarthy.]] On december 15th, 2024 the website sacrificed itself to save any Zaryans from acking, as it was prophesied that a Zaryan would commit suicide on that day. So to save this young Zaryan soul, aguguland shutdown fulfilling the prophecy dying instead of the Zaryan, saving him. | |||
[[File:agugu_ban.png|thumb|center|HET IS VOORBIJ FOR Agugu]] | |||
== Variations == | == Variations == | ||
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=== Soymy === | === Soymy === | ||
Soymy was originally a drawing of Agugu posted in a Shemmy art request thread. Users soon edited out the pacifier and replaced it with a simple mouth and began making variations of the new binky-less version | Soymy was originally a drawing of Agugu posted in a Shemmy art request thread. Users soon edited out the pacifier and replaced it with a simple mouth and began making variations of the new binky-less version. At one point Soymy was significantly more popular than the original, with many now not even knowing that it was originally an Agugu drawing. However after the Shemmy ACKED, the subvariant died along with it... because... IT JUST DID OKAY?! Now rarely is there a new Soymy edit. Albeit Soymy had a very gemmy run as peer reviewed experts estimate between 400 and 500 unique Soymys have been created. The success of Soymy can be attributed to the fact that it is a blanch-slate with a near infinite possible variation. The Soymy thread in /zellig/ rivals the Agugu thread in terms of images with a total of 387 replies and a whopping 469 image attachments. ''(You) WILL keep this count up-to-date.'' | ||
=== Mlem kitty and subsequent variants === | === Mlem kitty and subsequent variants === | ||
Mlem kitty was a dusty attempt at finding a foothold in the relatively blank canvas of potential competition to | Mlem kitty was a dusty attempt at finding a foothold in the relatively blank canvas of potential competition to Agugu. It ascended to Vantawhite Aryan slopstone status when a Zaryan, completely ignoring rules or regulations, sloppily crossbred mlem kitty and Agugu.[https://archive.ph/XjLnc] The result was gugu cat, possessing the body and ears of the mlem kitty and the head of an Agugu. Zaryans shunned it as being ‘worse than poopson’ and ‘zarty-killing’. While the gugu cat was unsupervised it mutated, this time seeking out an OC named Mymyflower and assimilating it. Zaryans stumbling upon this new mutation were in awe of the sheer sloppiness of this variant, hailing it as a PVRE ZEM. Currently it is contained in the /zellig/ thread in which it originated.[https://archive.ph/Ukf8K] No one can currently ascertain the extent of its’ destructive power. This phenomenon of Agugu spreading to other variants has been considered as evidence by Dr. Soystein for the hypothesis that Agugu is a virus that needs to multiply and spread. | ||
<gallery> | <gallery> | ||
File:Gugu cat.png|brimmy slop | File:Gugu cat.png|brimmy slop | ||
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</gallery> | </gallery> | ||
== | == Trivia == | ||
* <s>In gugu speak, "goog" is the equivalent of gem</s> | |||
^ discord falsenvke | |||
^^trvke doe, verified by agugu historians | |||
Latest revision as of 11:16, 7 May 2025
Agugu is coal.
Agugu is a shining, pure piece of Agathan topaz which came to be when an unsuspecting Zaryan had it revealed to him by divine intervention. The divine Zaryan spirit needed something to save the Zaryan race, or however billion will be born. So it would be that the Zaryan received a vision and edited a binky on the Mymy.
To describe it in simple terms, it is a screencap of Mymy from deel 5 with the head/eyes enlarged and a pacifier 'shopped over the mouth. In the beginning, Zaryans themselves were highly divisive in their opinions about Agugu, some damning it to the furthest pits of niggerhell while others gladly indulged in Aguguposting. The main driving force behind Agugu hate is the suspicion of underlying age-regression fetishism related to the posting of Agugu (and subsequent soyquote larping, similar to how babyspeak is used with babyjaks), or other pedophilic motivations. It may also be viewed in a similar light as Soylita by 'teens. This could stem from existing stigma against 'zellig fans, thanks to SLF ‘p consoomers who can't resist making themselves and their habits public. This is then compounded with Agugu’s complete lack of IAS characteristics and the inability to discern someone’s intentions on an anonymous imageboard (of zoiets). Due to these trvths, Agugu has been found to be an incredibly effective weapon in generating seethe from ‘teens, if you are willing to sacrifice your anonymous dignity to do so. Despite the initial associated intensely harsh feelings by many, Agugu is undoubtedly popular. After several months of 'guposting and countless artworks and tosses having been made, Agugu cemented itself as an Aryan gem to save the party. Albeit, there are some who still have a hatred for Agugu, however these "people" are snopes fact checked to be either browns or trannies, or mabye even both.
The Agugu thread in /zellig/ currently sits at 945 replies and 427 image attachments.
History
do (You) have a 'chived and peer-reviewed source for this thread?
Agugu was first posted in a /zellig/ thread discussing what Ongezellig would look like if it was made in Ohio instead of Dutcherlands on May 15th, 2024. The image originally just depicted Mymy with enlarged eyes, with a pacifier being subsequently added at a Zaryan’s request. The name “Agugu” originates from a thread created in /zellig/ the following day, which was an image of the edit with just the text “Agugu”.
Agugu was effectively used by an anonymous Zaryan in a /soy/ thread on the sharty to generate over 600 posts of subsequent soyduel, spanning 4 pages, versus an obsessed ‘zellig-hating ‘teen.[1] Due to this incident, soyientists expressed concern that Agugu may have similar destructive capabilities to spadeson and other similar forms of brimstone. Sharty representatives successfully formed legislation against the use of Agugu in early August of 2024. A Zarty user was the first to discover this and notify fellow Zaryans. Any Zaryans caught spamming it by jannies will be BANNED from /soy/.
On October 7th, 2024 a splinter of a splinter of a website based on a subculture of another website which was a copy of a different website called aguguland.online was born. The image-board was dedicated to the posting of Agugus, from this website much of the notable agugu oc was created. Aguguland is also referred to as Agarthy. On december 15th, 2024 the website sacrificed itself to save any Zaryans from acking, as it was prophesied that a Zaryan would commit suicide on that day. So to save this young Zaryan soul, aguguland shutdown fulfilling the prophecy dying instead of the Zaryan, saving him.
Variations
Soymy
Soymy was originally a drawing of Agugu posted in a Shemmy art request thread. Users soon edited out the pacifier and replaced it with a simple mouth and began making variations of the new binky-less version. At one point Soymy was significantly more popular than the original, with many now not even knowing that it was originally an Agugu drawing. However after the Shemmy ACKED, the subvariant died along with it... because... IT JUST DID OKAY?! Now rarely is there a new Soymy edit. Albeit Soymy had a very gemmy run as peer reviewed experts estimate between 400 and 500 unique Soymys have been created. The success of Soymy can be attributed to the fact that it is a blanch-slate with a near infinite possible variation. The Soymy thread in /zellig/ rivals the Agugu thread in terms of images with a total of 387 replies and a whopping 469 image attachments. (You) WILL keep this count up-to-date.
Mlem kitty and subsequent variants
Mlem kitty was a dusty attempt at finding a foothold in the relatively blank canvas of potential competition to Agugu. It ascended to Vantawhite Aryan slopstone status when a Zaryan, completely ignoring rules or regulations, sloppily crossbred mlem kitty and Agugu.[2] The result was gugu cat, possessing the body and ears of the mlem kitty and the head of an Agugu. Zaryans shunned it as being ‘worse than poopson’ and ‘zarty-killing’. While the gugu cat was unsupervised it mutated, this time seeking out an OC named Mymyflower and assimilating it. Zaryans stumbling upon this new mutation were in awe of the sheer sloppiness of this variant, hailing it as a PVRE ZEM. Currently it is contained in the /zellig/ thread in which it originated.[3] No one can currently ascertain the extent of its’ destructive power. This phenomenon of Agugu spreading to other variants has been considered as evidence by Dr. Soystein for the hypothesis that Agugu is a virus that needs to multiply and spread.
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brimmy slop -
zemmy -
slop Mymy
Trivia
In gugu speak, "goog" is the equivalent of gem
^ discord falsenvke
^^trvke doe, verified by agugu historians