Zoot
This person is trans btw and uses zey/zem pronouns
This nigger is outblacklunged!
, May i stand unshaken...
Zoot (born 2003 or 2004), also known as Biohazard Maker, is the creator and current admin of soyzellig.party.
Zoot is a trad keyed Orthodox Christian. He is anti-porn and masturbation, which is why he made the zarty a SFW website; a decision that made it superior to many other imageboards, especially to the frogcucks' board. He has a rarely used Twitter account where he debates atheists and shares his artwork [1]. He is often portrayed as a gapejak with light orange skin, dark orange glasses and a stylized Mymy's bow on the top of his head.
History
>Let me break it down for you nusoi, zoot is an actual faggot in the past. Het draait allemaal om geschiedenis of zoiets
Early Life
Zoot (Andrey Vlaslov) was born in a lower middle class environment within the Bulgarian capital Sofia, presumably between 28 February 2003 and 27 February 2004, making him 20-21 years old. He funded the creation of soyzellig.party by sponsoring several somali pirate raids and South African farm attacks, not much else is known about this mysterious man. If you manage to track him down the FBI will reward you handsomely. Despite the fact of having an early life section, he is not Jewish.
Creation
Zoot created Soyzellig.party on September 27th, 2023, after experiencing years of Zaryan oppression under the totalitarian frootist regime.
/v/
Zoot created /v/ along with an anonymous Zaryan, who made a post (archived) on Schlog describing his disappointment at the lack of gratitude shown by a modern 'teen.
Depression & Attempted shut-down of the Zarty
Due to jewish dark magic performed by the bankers in Bruxelles, Zoot entered a depressive state that saw him ignoring the zarty and moving forward in life, so basically he was being a fakecel. Kill all fakecels btw. This led to months of uneaseness amongst Zaryans, which often asked if the Zarty was going to shut down or not. Their fears were made true when on July 18th of 2024, the nuadmin admitted to Zoot's intentions of not paying for the renewal of the contract, which would have led the website to shut down on the 26th of September. This was met with an extreme amount of posts requesting to not let the Zarty die, even with a lot of Zaryans willing to buy the website themselves, including the nuadmin. After an agonizing month of waiting, Zoot announced that he wouldn't sell the Zarty so as to avoid it becoming a shithole and that he also renewed the contract, thus saving the Zaryan race.
New Zarty Order
The salvation came with a price, because apparently the Belgian dark magicians weren't done yet. On the 26th of August, Zoot announced the New Zarty Order, which consisted in:
- Rebranding the website from a "sharty zellig site" to something else, probably his 'cord
- /zellig/ and /qa/ being merged in one board so we can all chat happily in #general-zellig
- /co/ and /raid/ being removed
- adding SNCA boards such as /art/, /music/ and /coding/
- making you eat ze bugs
- Total Zaryan Death
Thankfully it was met with a lot of pushback and some of the most extreme ideas weren't implemented. "Most" because some of them still got implemented anyways, like /oc/ as a substitute for the 'cord boards previously mentioned, ACKing /co/ and /raid/ and adding other 'cord features such as the role of artisan.
Current activities
Zoot makes an appearance during streams held on his Youtube Channel, where he chats with fellow Zaryans while he draws his gem in the making comic, Zigle Zogle. He also takes HRT and has a black Italian boyfriend, the same behind the BIC spam.
Online Profiles
Discord: biohazard_maker
SoyBooru: Biohazard_Maker
Ko-fi: Zoot Official
Newgrounds: ZootyZoot